Share this postA Night Before Christmaschuckpalahniuk.substack.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesOtherLet Me Read You a StoryA Night Before ChristmasThat Noise on the Roof Isn't Always ReindeerChuck PalahniukDec 24, 2021∙ Paid46ShareThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign in