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J. Lincoln Fenn's avatar

I was also getting a "We are two wild and crazy guys" vibe.

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

The first sentence rocks. Or just "Got matching Tattoos."

Ativanex's avatar

Enemies, clearly

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We're rooting for you Logan!!!

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Careful to hide the handcuffs.

Evan Noren's avatar

My two best alibis

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They're from the hood

Logan the Lobotomizer's avatar

Cuz da boys in the hood are always hard….

Jake Gardner's avatar

We always never talk about it.

Cheap & Crass's avatar

They get crazy after 2 beers

Halil Buğra Kaya's avatar

They could never be like you.

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Before their mug shots.

Wil Dalton's avatar

Aunt Linda’s “Conductor” and “Enginer”

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

I love that yoo misspelled 'engineer.'

Wil Dalton's avatar

The delight from intentional typos I learned from you :)

Emilya Naymark's avatar

Nothing compares 2 U

Halil Buğra Kaya's avatar

I shouldn't have let them drive.