Halloween Story Night 11

The power of Christ compels you!

Andrew shows us the dark side of baby making…

It’s time my splooge tubes get snipped.

And I Katrina so hard that I grab the back of Sunshine’s head to keep her brains from JFKing out the back.

When she speaks it’s baby talk but not the sexy kind.

Andrew would like people to know the following:

By day, Andrew Rutledge works as a freelance Creative Director writing ads for gaming industry clients like Microsoft and Blizzard. But at night (and before-the-sun-comes-up mornings) this Hoosier native writes short stories while banging out a draft of his upcoming novel. Just never ask him what the word Hoosier actually means. That’s a story for another time. You can find his short stories at jandrewrutledge.substack.com. Or drop him a note at rutledge.andrew@gmail.com

And Thank You!