“Let thy servant girl be faithful, strong, and funny.” —Ben Franklin
“Do you like my frock, dear girl?” he asked as he spun in a circle, belly first and flat of foot.
The same finger that had explored his cavernous bellybutton was now rubbing against my face.
The smell wafting up from the basement was metallic and pungent and made my nethers pucker.
Erin would like you to know the following about her:
Erin Potter is a writer of all things comedy, cryptids, death, the supernatural, and children's books. Erin started working in film but made the move to books after finding that her love of the written word far outweighed her love of late nights on film sets. Erin's books are available to buy here. Keep your eyes peeled, she has several books that she's shopping and one slated for release in 2023 through Microcosm Publishing. If you're an agent, Erin needs one of those, so feel free to reach out to her on her website. Erin is also the co-host of the comedy podcast, The Utterly Unrelated Podcast here. And host of The Sleepynauts Podcast where she writes and reads original weekly silly sleep stories. Listen to them here. She lives in Portland, OR with her husband and 2 boys and eats too much cheese.