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Halloween Story Night 9

Hey, I'm Justin Timberlake!

Even when divine inspiration doesn’t strike, Krissy brings something great

Of course, I was poster-boy Justin at the time.

I plan to let her know that her number one heart throb throbs for her, too.

Don’t make this complicated. She’s just a girl, and I’m just a boy… band member.

Krissy would like the world to know the following:

Krissy Eliot writes things that are funny, shameless, and satisfyingly disgusting. She's had Gonzo-style sex columns in the San Francisco Bay Guardian and Bay Area Reporter, covered controversial science as an editor at UC Berkeley's California magazine, and has even worked as a writer in the aerospace industry. Krissy believes in living a life worth writing about, which is why she gets nearly trampled in political protests, infiltrates "orgasmic meditation" cults, and spends nights in the woods with Bigfoot hunters. You can find Krissy on History Channel shows talking about cryptids and UFOs. You can also find her doing live fiction readings in Portland, Oregon, telling tales of pumpkin-spiced obsessed vampires and lobotomies delivered via anal beads. Check out her work at Oh, and if you're an agent, don't be shy. She wants you too.

And thank you, Krissy!

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