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How to keep nuclear sludge off limits
As promised, here are my picks for guarding the nuclear waste site.
Nic, who proposed a scary telephone
Rabbi-Iblis, who proposed non-stop showings of the film Stalker
Brian D, who proposed a massive shrine
Greg Sutherland, who proposed a moat filled with vampire fish (my favorite!)
Cassandra, who proposed gossip
Zo, who proposed ticks and tall grass
Noah Beaty, who proposed projected thoughts
Amanda Cessor, who proposed recreating The Bolton Strid
Kimberly, who proposed cicadas
Choosing was by no means easy.
If you’re listed above, please contact Dennis here, and give him your snail mail address. If outside the United States, please include a telephone number for the Customs folks. If you’re not in the U.S. I’ll slit the ribbons on the underside of your present in case inspection is necessary. To reseal the gift, just tape the ribbons back together.
I’ll shoot for getting the packages into the mail this weekend.
My thanks to every one for playing. Watch for more such contests leading up to the holidays.
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