Hindsight Story Night #41
Mrs. Claus must only be a night job because they're never around during the day
Same as you find people kissing beneath the mistletoe, you find pills near the long hairs.
These are the Christmas magic pills, they even have a magic name: Viagra.
So I bake cookies and mix extra Christmas magic in the dough, those blue reindeer.
On Santa’s lap the warm from all the other kids’ butts warms my butt, but maybe there’s still Christmas magic.
When the elf pulls me away, Santa’s big red pants come down.