Same as you find people kissing beneath the mistletoe, you find pills near the long hairs.
These are the Christmas magic pills, they even have a magic name: Viagra.
So I bake cookies and mix extra Christmas magic in the dough, those blue reindeer.
On Santa’s lap the warm from all the other kids’ butts warms my butt, but maybe there’s still Christmas magic.
When the elf pulls me away, Santa’s big red pants come down.
The people zoo? That was glorious. Colton, if you’d like us to include a bio and link, please send them here.
And Thank you, Colton!
