Tell a woman she’s prettier when she doesn’t talk.
Now you know I’d never cheat on your mama, don’t you?
Floorboard! Floorboard! Floorboard!
To those naysayers, this goes far beyond stand-up comedy. Wisdom for the ages, here.
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