Matt shows us what happens when the whole “fur baby” thing goes too far…
“Grab it!” Dan says. “Use your paws, silly pet!”
“No more standing while eating, silly kitty!”
“A tongue extender,” Dan said. “Now you can lick anywhere!”
Matt would like us to know the following:
Matt Rindge is the author of three books and over twenty-five articles and chapters. But these nonfiction works would bore you to pieces. His essays in outlets such as The Washington Post, these would bore you a bit less. He's written four short stories and a novel, and is seeking representation for the latter. At Gonzaga University he teaches “Bible and Film,” “Critics of Christianity,” “Religion and Blackness,” "Life and Teachings of Jesus," and “Religion and Horror.” In his spare time he runs marathons.
Thanks for the cautionary tale!
