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I’ve found a better way to get my candy cane licked, and if you want I can tell you just how I was picked.

I don’t mean to make you blush, but do you need a spanking? Because that’s the one that gets my gears cranking.

In this club that I’m in, we’re all about fun. And we don’t discriminate, we take everyone!

So the day finally came when they said he’d been cured, and they unlocked his cell door, convinced he’d matured…

Erin would like us to know the following:

Erin Potter is a writer of all things comedy, cryptids, death, the supernatural, and children's books. Erin started working in film but made the move to books after finding that her love of the written word far outweighed her love of late nights on film sets. Erin's books are available to buy here. Keep your eyes peeled, she has several books that she's shopping and one slated for release in 2023 through Microcosm Publishing. If you're an agent, Erin needs one of those, so feel free to reach out to her on her website. Erin is also the co-host of the comedy podcast, The Utterly Unrelated Podcast here. And host of The Sleepynauts Podcast where she writes and reads original weekly silly sleep stories. Listen to them here. She lives in Portland, OR with her husband and 2 boys and eats too much cheese.

Best of luck with the new novel; do you have a draft done? Thank you, Erin!

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