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Hindsight Story Night #54

She tells me to read more and mine less

Since the whole Santa-isn’t-real cat/bag thing happened Christmas mornings are pretty boring.

My mom says she’s embracing minimalism, but I think we are just kind of poor.

“I think I found it,” I say, my legs bouncing and my butt cheeks squeezing together like I have to fart in class.

Pork Chop plods into the room, now wearing her Christmas sweater. She begins nudging me again, urgently.

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