I learned that the world held within it many strange and unusual things, but the one creature that held me deep within her watery bosom was Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster.
Nessie and I could often be found sharing a bowl of Ramen noodles and watching The Little Shop of Horrors before preschool.
The other three are whale dicks. In color.
Three hours of whale dicks, and my foundations were shaken.
If I could build a dick detector I could figure out who was a dick and who was not!
Erin would like us to know the following:
Erin Potter is writer, comedian and cheese enthusiast from Portland, Oregon. She writes about the strange, fringe and sometimes paranormal should the mood strike (which it usually does). She has been a featured performer with Mortified Portland and is the host of the popular podcasts, The Sleepynauts Podcast and The Utterly Unrelated Podcast. Erin is actively seeking an agent, querying her latest novel and spends her evenings wrangling her kids and thinking of ways to trick Tom Hardy into being friends with her.
Thank you, Erin, for yet another excellent story!
