To add insult to injury, the ashes were left on the Goodwill shelf for months.
It was an accident.
Pay me enough and I’ll stuff grandpa into fireworks. Cremation fireworks are made when you load about three tablespoons of human ashes into shells, and the remains are launched majestically into the air.
Unfortunately in 2020 Newsweek wrote that feral cats were breaking into the body farm in order to eat decomposing human flesh.