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Midwest Story Night #12

She can divorce me a hundred times...

I met this A-hole chode, too, had dinner with this donkey ass, and you know what, this guy, he’s the type of dude he’s like weird to wait staff.

If a person is mean to wait staff you’ll always have trouble with this person eventually.

He rides his hog over here like he’s got three dicks and leaves one in the garage like some surrogate dick that he leaves as a reminder of his gold-brick, dick bullshit.

Waitresses are easily in the top five, possible top three professions that are saturated with beautiful girls.

He lets out a groan like an ogre and tosses me over the bar, and I crash into a bunch of shit, and it’s loud as fuck.

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