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New York Story Night 20

Please, will you strong genius help learn me math?

Mads never disappoints. Here he learns us how to bag a hottie.

I don’t speak Dreamboat, so it takes me a while to translate their language, to understand that they mean to say I look monstrous, like some freak out the Addams Family.

This girl makes love look easy, and already I’m taking notes in my head asking myself how can I be more like her.

No guy’s heart melts for a know-it-all.

Suck on that, Einstein!

Mads would like us to know the following:

Mads Schmidt owes his accent to his Danish origins, but the rest he picked up writing seedy journalism for VICE Magazine and glitzy taglines for various multinationals. Now, Mads writes transgressive fiction and is working on a novel that he hopes will make you laugh and gasp in equal measure. He's never received fan mail of any kind—and no death threats to speak of—but if you'd like to be the first, write to madsfss@gmail.com Thanks for listening.

And at last we’ve gotten his name correct on the title card!

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