Here’s a gotta-listen story. Yeah, Steve goes nearly twenty minutes, but he’s glorious. Using the “wrong” words is so Right, right?
Lube up the jumper cables, she does.
I slip the blister pack of blue boner pills into my front pocket.
Fish must be tripping.
That’s a lot of money to be spending only to end up in a coffin with nice nails. Nails in coffin. Coffins in parking lots.
Steve would like us to know the following:
Steve Conway has been an adjunct professor, musician, and line cook. He is an Academy Award-winning illustrator who now creates content for Sent Tenses: short serialized fiction featuring stories of revenge, dysfunction, dangling adhesive bandages, and occasional flesh wounds in an amber wash of povidone-iodine solution. Content sent to your email every Tuesday-Thursday-Sunday. AI-Generated images daily. Sign-up for your free subscription today here. (Gmail users: please check under your “promotions” tab to confirm your subscription).
My only gripe? The Chekhov in me wanted those “Blue Boner Pills” to pay off. Still, a terrific story.
