New York Story Night 5
When a pickle is so much more than a pickle
Shoving a pickle down someone’s shorts + huffing the black Sharpie + hailing a cab = crimes against!
Seriously, this story cracked me up several times. When the dog dropped a big one in the kiddie pool. “Who’s a lazy pig? And who’s using her kitty cat as a weapon?” All of it, frigging hilarious.