Are there pictures of your castle somewhere! Ive always wanted to see it. I read the chapter about castles in your "Stranger Than Fiction." What an awesome hobby!
I've heard about women putting placenta in the freezer. Apparently people eat it. Imagine a serving platter sized beef liver, hollowed out, with blue and purple varicose veins dead in the tissue.
My friend brought a side dish of placenta to Thanksgiving dinner a few years back. Hippie, lives in Southeast Portland. Tasted like raccoon meat and pennies, really greasy.
What about the photos of the lil boy with the book or the two girls?
I knew I'd skipped someone...
This is what writers call "wrinkled chronology" making the past, present and future happen at the same time. (good save?)
I think the ones with the boy and the book are my best ones.
I agree!!
ditto. and may the best pseudonym NOT win!! good luck!!
Thank you!!
The desert of communism.
Why couldn’t we tell him?
She didn’t have to KNOW.
How’d my spit taste?
stealing that 1
Why you don’t piss off the baker.
It exploded.
like duh
Are there pictures of your castle somewhere! Ive always wanted to see it. I read the chapter about castles in your "Stranger Than Fiction." What an awesome hobby!
I was about to say having a creepy Celtic garden is peak author perks but.. a castle??? 🏰
Totally. Finding a castle in the woods is great story material!
Served them an actual uranium cake
"was dry"
First Oval Office threesome (though not the last)
Pretty sure one of them is dad
Meredith returned from maternity leave. She brought placenta cake.
The emoji for how this makes me feel hasn't been invented yet.
I've heard about women putting placenta in the freezer. Apparently people eat it. Imagine a serving platter sized beef liver, hollowed out, with blue and purple varicose veins dead in the tissue.
Better add some Hot Sauce. I can’t imagine the flavor of an organ that only exists when a woman is pregnant.
We're gonna make the biggest and bestest haggis.
My friend brought a side dish of placenta to Thanksgiving dinner a few years back. Hippie, lives in Southeast Portland. Tasted like raccoon meat and pennies, really greasy.
I’ve also never had raccoon meat. Guess there are some dishes to add to my bucket list.
Raccoon is very greasy. It is similar to nutria
Fun fact: the Latin word for cake is placenta.
Because cake makes life possible.
This on its own makes a great caption!
That is disgustingly wonderful.
Divorce cake is served
smells like napalm and anaphylaxis
You try baking a cake big enough to pop out of, Richard.
Xylazine filling.
In the end the cake was OK at best.
"fake"
On a side note I loved that at the end of the shining—quite excited for the contest in March!
A dish best served radioactive.