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Logan the Lobotomizer's avatar

What about the photos of the lil boy with the book or the two girls?

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

I knew I'd skipped someone...

This is what writers call "wrinkled chronology" making the past, present and future happen at the same time. (good save?)

Logan the Lobotomizer's avatar

I think the ones with the boy and the book are my best ones.

kp Buk's avatar

ditto. and may the best pseudonym NOT win!! good luck!!

Logan the Lobotomizer's avatar

The desert of communism.

Logan the Lobotomizer's avatar

Why couldn’t we tell him?

Logan the Lobotomizer's avatar

She didn’t have to KNOW.

Logan the Lobotomizer's avatar

Why you don’t piss off the baker.

Cheap & Crass's avatar

Are there pictures of your castle somewhere! Ive always wanted to see it. I read the chapter about castles in your "Stranger Than Fiction." What an awesome hobby!

Auri Muir's avatar

I was about to say having a creepy Celtic garden is peak author perks but.. a castle??? 🏰

Cheap & Crass's avatar

Totally. Finding a castle in the woods is great story material!

Brandan's avatar

Served them an actual uranium cake

Brandan's avatar

First Oval Office threesome (though not the last)

Brandan's avatar

Pretty sure one of them is dad

The Transom's avatar

Meredith returned from maternity leave. She brought placenta cake.

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

The emoji for how this makes me feel hasn't been invented yet.

Joe G's avatar

I've heard about women putting placenta in the freezer. Apparently people eat it. Imagine a serving platter sized beef liver, hollowed out, with blue and purple varicose veins dead in the tissue.

Atticus Blake's avatar

Better add some Hot Sauce. I can’t imagine the flavor of an organ that only exists when a woman is pregnant.

Joe G's avatar

We're gonna make the biggest and bestest haggis.

Vince Roman's avatar

My friend brought a side dish of placenta to Thanksgiving dinner a few years back. Hippie, lives in Southeast Portland. Tasted like raccoon meat and pennies, really greasy.

Atticus Blake's avatar

I’ve also never had raccoon meat. Guess there are some dishes to add to my bucket list.

Vince Roman's avatar

Raccoon is very greasy. It is similar to nutria

The Transom's avatar

Fun fact: the Latin word for cake is placenta.

Remanon Last's avatar

Because cake makes life possible.

Maegan Heil's avatar

This on its own makes a great caption!

Logan the Lobotomizer's avatar

That is disgustingly wonderful.

Brandan's avatar

Divorce cake is served

Mitchell Schultz's avatar

smells like napalm and anaphylaxis

Karin Kohlmeier's avatar

You try baking a cake big enough to pop out of, Richard.

JT Johnson's avatar

In the end the cake was OK at best.

JT Johnson's avatar

On a side note I loved that at the end of the shining—quite excited for the contest in March!

Jennifer Canaveral's avatar

A dish best served radioactive.