Update On Gun Club
Attention Must Be Paid
I’ll pick the lucky twenty students this weekend. Once I post the names, please let me know if you can still be here next Sunday the 19th. I’ll choose alternates as needed.
I’ll need to send you an electronic waiver to sign and return to the trainer.
It seemed like a long-shot (no pun intended), but I asked if we could practice with everything up to and including AR 15s. Here’s the response from the club:
Chuck,
The liability waiver is electronic, so no need to print it off, just send the link to everyone that’s coming.
We can definitely do a mix of handguns and rifles! Most likely the instructors will want to start with 9mm for the handguns at the beginning, but we can always switch those out to some different calibers as you guys get used to everything. As for the ARs, we can definitely start you guys with those right away, they are very easy to operate.
So Exciting! The Netflix people are in town to check out shooting locations for our episode. I’m trying to coerce them into recording the gun training as extra footage.
I cannot thank you enough, Chuck. This has been one of my best months so far. I live for Gloves Off. These past few days, you've given me multiple orgasms. And I mean those powerful, haven't-masturbated-for-months kind of spurts. The kind that dampen the entire front of your boxer briefs. I'm talking about the kind of orgasm that would force a monk to break his lifelong vow of silence.
Okay, maybe not that last one, but still, thank you!
The fact that this could be recorded and put on Netflix makes it all the more devastating that there is a dress code at these places. The world deserves to see me and Erin blasting AKs in spike heels and opera length gloves!!! It's unjust! Damn it. It's un-American.