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I’m headed to a wedding on the cape next weekend. Thankfully it will be to cold for me to be tempted to take a dip.

Unless I’m really, really, really drunk.

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I’m guilty of this 🤦🏻‍♀️. Ten years ago. The embryonic stage of balconing.

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Nice people. Nice island. Nice tropical excuse to off one's self in a world gone to shit.

Hope the drinks were top shelf.

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It's terrible those folks lost their life over an insignificant achievement. This sounds like social "Tide Pod" syndrome.

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Here's a thought I'll only have when this late ( Its dawn here). I wonder if one of the dead tourists was a suicidal, who heard about these high rise jumps and thought: '' I'd better get a ticket to Mallorca, that is my shame-free way of qutting the stage''. Death by accident lands much softer, and raises less questions.

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Of ALL the beautiful things you could have reported, you picked the one about drunks curling up into cannonballs and dropping from 12 stories onto hard ground. Nice. I wonder what their final thoughts were.

And it reminds me of when you talked about how young people ought to make all the mistakes, make friends with the wrong friends, just totally go bat-shit crazy. That way, they'll have these incredible stories.

Just don't die.

I wish someone told me that 12 years ago.

Hope you enjoyed your time in Spain :)

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Nuts…. If you’re still there head North. I was there a couple of weeks ago where we stayed was all low rise so no messy pools.

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I'd bet money that all four of those dead were Brits. Don't ask me why. I never have an answer to that question for my Spanish in-laws.

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From splash to splat. Yeesh.

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A bucket list item I'm probably going to pass on.......

Brittle bone disease is a fucking deterrent to any impulsive idea of mine because if I survive, I'm most likely breaking a bone now.........

I'm sure I will make a brand new trend anyhow. Like maybe using sheets as parachutes. Or worse.......

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The hotels there are turning into real dives!

Meanwhile my husband's supervisor vacationed in Mallorca last week (lived to tell the tale) and my dearest friend will visit there in a couple of months.

I wanna be a part of it, Mallorca, Mallorca!

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I'm glad you didn't fall (or take the fall) for that one.

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Like that Panic at the Disco music video with a Gatsby ending. Ooooof. Things that will shut down a party.

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