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“Not like Mister Rogers at all.”

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A disgusting day in the neighborhood.

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Oh the Horror Show.

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I bet he's got a puppet show though.

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This Mr. Rogers has a different kind of puppet show.

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Yes, your children are safe with me!

xoxo,

Frank

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Come find out where this chain leads, baby.

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I got your balls and chain right here, BABY!

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And that chain is short

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“Here’s lookin’ at you pedo”

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Uncle Rapist

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It's spectacles he's holding. Not glasses. Spectacles.

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𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴.

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Daddy?????

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Whats so funny? These glasses arent mine.

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The things he could do with that tooth gap

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Ha. Echo Lawrence commented this

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Nice! 😂

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Margie's son-in-law, the one with the small penis.

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“What happens in Area 51, stays in Area 51”

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The handle broke off after he stuck it in

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Don't look under the porch

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Who are these poor people Chuck? I feel kinda bad..maybe that is a perfectly nice

man ;-/..

I was about to post something sleazy and then i thought of the various random photos I have out there somewhere and reconsidered...probably invariably with a drink in my hand *gloomily*

Fortunately there are no sex pics..I always think that that sex and drugs shit is exactly wrong. Most people* have time and energy for only one vice in my experience..it is sex or drugs..

*: or at any rate lethargic types...

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I do have to say the only thing I worried about is that fact that these might be photos of someone near and dear to Mr. P and we are just ripping them a new double-wide, three bedroom, two bathroom, asshole.

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Tbh I would think that anyone with even a passing acquaintance with Mr. P knows the territory and wouldn’t take it personal. I feel worse for the strangers.

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Yeah, I don't.

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I thought this right out the gate and I just got here🤣. And I haven't cared😈. Because a person choosing it must be into it. Ya know?😈

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LOL. Hail Satan and stuff. LOL

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And stuff.

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Oh they are Mr P's family and friends?

Well that is a bit different..my mom and I used to sit and giggle over pics we found of peculiar looking extended family members- not on the net though..god knows why anyone gets photographed ffs..

Just asking to be ripped apart by strangers..

I thought it might be something like this:

https://www.roughtype.com/?p=9139

https://reallifemag.com/found-images/

https://internetkhole.com/

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I would be psyched if I reached in the pocket of my new secondhand jacket and found a picture of myself (or better yet, my grandpa) with a cryptic, horrifying comment scrawled across the back. It would give me something to think about other than planning my suicide for when Trump gets reelected.

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You mean the current real president of the US ;-)..

No I hear you..I am a card carrying supporter of bad jokes of all kinds not a buzzkill..

And yup there are worse things than crap jokes like the real potus!

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"Consigliere, 1955"

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Those two won’t be a problem anymore...

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