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“Not like Mister Rogers at all.”

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Yes, your children are safe with me!

xoxo,

Frank

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Come find out where this chain leads, baby.

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“Here’s lookin’ at you pedo”

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Uncle Rapist

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It's spectacles he's holding. Not glasses. Spectacles.

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Whats so funny? These glasses arent mine.

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The things he could do with that tooth gap

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Margie's son-in-law, the one with the small penis.

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“What happens in Area 51, stays in Area 51”

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founding

The handle broke off after he stuck it in

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Don't look under the porch

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Sep 6, 2023·edited Sep 6, 2023

Who are these poor people Chuck? I feel kinda bad..maybe that is a perfectly nice

man ;-/..

I was about to post something sleazy and then i thought of the various random photos I have out there somewhere and reconsidered...probably invariably with a drink in my hand *gloomily*

Fortunately there are no sex pics..I always think that that sex and drugs shit is exactly wrong. Most people* have time and energy for only one vice in my experience..it is sex or drugs..

*: or at any rate lethargic types...

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"Consigliere, 1955"

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Those two won’t be a problem anymore...

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