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Yikes.

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You heard those rumors, too? It's supposedly in the Mutter Museum in a very large jar...

My vote for the next "Night In The Museum" movie. https://muttermuseum.org/

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Patty’s second favorite

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Pappy Slophole Junior

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Taxidermy is my love language.

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Father of the extermination process

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Dad’s favourite android

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Second husband: I want to say Nigel

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I only consume free range dæmons

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I don’t care what any of y’all bitches say, I feel pretty.

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"In this life you can either crawl around on the floor like a rat, or you can soar high above the clouds like a hypocrite. Either way, fuck you."

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Mein Sohn, ein SS Offizier! (My son, an SS officer! -- German)

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"Forgot his safeword. Buenos noches"

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Ouch funny.

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John List, a family man.

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Daddy’s replacement

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"Never caught"

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