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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Marvelous, but I need it shorter!

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Patch Adam Perryman's avatar

Toadlicker.

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Brandan's avatar

The moustache rubbed off due to friction

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Atticus Blake's avatar

“Mr. Strip Chess.”

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Grae Desmond's avatar

- Wild Wild Serial Killer

- Muttonchops make good handlebars

- Didn't the Mustache hide it well?

- Remember how the hair tickled us so?

- Was he ever that innocent?

- Remember how he cried afterwards?

- Such a purty meal

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Josh's avatar

Jolly good time? 221b Baker Street, Love.

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Atticus Blake's avatar

“Frederick Not-zche.”

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Clever boy.

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Atticus Blake's avatar

Obi-Chuck has taught me well.

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R.J. Huneke's avatar

Have I just lost my house betting on the Red Stockings?

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Kimberly's avatar

"Treasured One,

When did you find out?"

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Lauren Forsyth's avatar

The hair grew over the scars

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Frank Restaneo III's avatar

“Mustache rides 1 cent”

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John Raisor's avatar

A diethylstilbestrol ruined hairline.

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R.J. Huneke's avatar

My god! What has she done to my face?

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Lauren Forsyth's avatar

He blinks when he lies

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Mariana's avatar

My ship sails on April 10th. I cannot wait to meet you and the city of New York.

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Julianne's avatar

Oh no! The ship's name doesn't start with a T, does it?

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Ooooh, very subtle. Can it be shorter:

"We sail April 10th. Ship stinks of paint." Or, "Mssrs Guggenheim and Straus aboard."

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Jen's avatar

Leonard, husband of Eleanor and Edwina

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