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deletedSep 13, 2023·edited Sep 13, 2023
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Marvelous, but I need it shorter!

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The moustache rubbed off due to friction

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“Mr. Strip Chess.”

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Sep 13, 2023·edited Sep 13, 2023

- Wild Wild Serial Killer

- Muttonchops make good handlebars

- Didn't the Mustache hide it well?

- Remember how the hair tickled us so?

- Was he ever that innocent?

- Remember how he cried afterwards?

- Such a purty meal

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Jolly good time? 221b Baker Street, Love.

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“Frederick Not-zche.”

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Clever boy.

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Obi-Chuck has taught me well.

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Have I just lost my house betting on the Red Stockings?

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"Treasured One,

When did you find out?"

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The hair grew over the scars

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“Mustache rides 1 cent”

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A diethylstilbestrol ruined hairline.

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My god! What has she done to my face?

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He blinks when he lies

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My ship sails on April 10th. I cannot wait to meet you and the city of New York.

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Oh no! The ship's name doesn't start with a T, does it?

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Ooooh, very subtle. Can it be shorter:

"We sail April 10th. Ship stinks of paint." Or, "Mssrs Guggenheim and Straus aboard."

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Leonard, husband of Eleanor and Edwina

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