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This guy looks too much like my grandpa, but I’ll try.

“Could be marriage material.”

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Founder of Reddit

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Fuck around and find out

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Head East past yellow pub and down the hill to the green church. Knock four times on wooden door.

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Al Kaput

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“Loved his liquid morphine.”

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Gotta love that quicksilver.

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The hat hides the tumor well

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“Smelled like mothballs.”

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Dad's "friend" Edgar

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Wanted: Buggery

Suspect has siamese twin head protruding from scalp, but had cap sewn on permanently.

Wanted for walking with an ice cream cone in his back pocket.

This is a real law. It was a method for stealing horses and saying "It just followed me home."

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Wanted for photographing women’s feet

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Had mirrors on his shoes so he could see up their dresses.

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Shined the tops of his shoes a little too well, didn’t he? Lol

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How perverse Lol

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“Uncle touchy.”

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Wanted for the serious crime of DOGMURDER

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Don't ask what he did in the war.

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Till we meet again, Tuts x

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“It wasn’t enough. It never is.”

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Never trusted a lizard-lipped man again

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