Our Most Wanted
This guy looks too much like my grandpa, but I’ll try.
“Could be marriage material.”
Founder of Reddit
Fuck around and find out
“Loved his liquid morphine.”
The hat hides the tumor well
“Smelled like mothballs.”
Dad's "friend" Edgar
Suspect has siamese twin head protruding from scalp, but had cap sewn on permanently.
Wanted for walking with an ice cream cone in his back pocket.
This is a real law. It was a method for stealing horses and saying "It just followed me home."
Wanted for photographing women’s feet
Wanted for the serious crime of DOGMURDER
Don't ask what he did in the war.
Till we meet again, Tuts x
“It wasn’t enough. It never is.”
Never trusted a lizard-lipped man again