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Laura Leonte's avatar

🤣

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Brandan's avatar

Room for two

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

Before he takes a dump...

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Elliott Daphne's avatar

Thanks for coming to KC Chuck!! We had a blast. Come back soon! Got one of those fancy blow-up kangaroos. My terrier has a thing for it, but it’s out of her reach. Not sure if she wants to kill it or bang it… Maybe both?

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Congrats on catching the kangaroo. When I blew up hundreds of John and Judy (fake) sex dolls for the Snuff tour my little dog -- Chick, a Boston Terrier -- stood next to the mountain, just waiting to shred them all.

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Bethany's avatar

I have a picture of this inside of my copy!

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ACB's avatar

Chuck, I had tickets for and had to miss the KC stop on your tour last Friday. I heard I missed a good show, and I was devastated to miss it. Was video taken of any of these events?

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Patrick Patterson's avatar

Writing shitty prose

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Brandan's avatar

A peek into Nick’s office

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Zonnia's avatar

Or what is that tattoo he has! Oh man!

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Josh's avatar

Diary of an Upper Decker

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RPG Elise's avatar

I was thinking diary for mine too. lol

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Jason Brenizer's avatar

Barry loved tight spots.

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Brandan's avatar

Caught drawing porn whilst on the toilet again

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Josh's avatar

Where the smell came from

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RPG Elise's avatar

Do you smell that? Yeah, that's me!

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Brandan's avatar

In addition to loving Atlanta, he loved to be watched

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Bethany's avatar

Let me draw you like a French girl

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

That made me laugh. Thank you.

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Bethany's avatar

Ahh that’s brill! With the time difference I may have answered a few of these after a drink so the quality of the replies may have decreased, or improved!

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Eric Johnson's avatar

Thank God for Richard Jewell

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Atticus Blake's avatar

“Poop with friends.”

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Mariana's avatar

Josh, gone like Elvis.

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Andy Cosma's avatar

Crapping out the lump of coal.

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Christopher Cosma's avatar

Oh. I see what you did there -- a direct quote!

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Atticus Blake's avatar

Merry Christmas!

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