I Call It "Pearl Diving"
This was funnier the first time.
Ouch, sorry. I meant no offense.
Note to self, read the signs
Man, that pee dye wasn’t a myth!
This is my worst nightmare
"The only photograph I have of him"
Something about a pool filter pump rimjob...
You make it sound so SEXY. How do you do that?!
Part of the trick is using a profile pic from 2014. I once heard some author say to get your pics taken before you get old.
No, wait, what? I said that!
Haha yessir you definitely did. I recall reading it around a decade ago. Maybe on Litreactor?
Fifth life guard's body discovered in mysterious pool deaths.
Spooky. Is your post a reference to this...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiley_face_murder_theory
Good call, but no. My addled brain working overtime. After thirty years of detective duty in London, investigating murder for part of that, it's become apparent to me that all I see is crime in an innocent picture. Thank you for that ;)
6/28/1969
The Stonewall Uprising??
Yes, but I since found out that Stonewall happened in the early hours of 6/28.
So I'd like to amend my original response to...
"6/27/1969"
If only we'd known about proper chlorination, Bill wouldn't have caught that brain aboeba. RIP
Quick dip before back to fluffing.
"Ray above the surface"
Crab’s ladder
"Subject 12. Time underwater: 13'04". Great improvement. Proceed to fire tests."
"Is there a MRS windsock?"
Young Man: Y.M.C.A. - 1978
He had no idea. There was no deep end.
Teach me how to drown
This was funnier the first time.
Ouch, sorry. I meant no offense.
Note to self, read the signs
Man, that pee dye wasn’t a myth!
This is my worst nightmare
"The only photograph I have of him"
Something about a pool filter pump rimjob...
You make it sound so SEXY. How do you do that?!
Part of the trick is using a profile pic from 2014. I once heard some author say to get your pics taken before you get old.
No, wait, what? I said that!
Haha yessir you definitely did. I recall reading it around a decade ago. Maybe on Litreactor?
Fifth life guard's body discovered in mysterious pool deaths.
Spooky. Is your post a reference to this...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiley_face_murder_theory
Good call, but no. My addled brain working overtime. After thirty years of detective duty in London, investigating murder for part of that, it's become apparent to me that all I see is crime in an innocent picture. Thank you for that ;)
6/28/1969
The Stonewall Uprising??
Yes, but I since found out that Stonewall happened in the early hours of 6/28.
So I'd like to amend my original response to...
"6/27/1969"
If only we'd known about proper chlorination, Bill wouldn't have caught that brain aboeba. RIP
Quick dip before back to fluffing.
"Ray above the surface"
Crab’s ladder
"Subject 12. Time underwater: 13'04". Great improvement. Proceed to fire tests."
"Is there a MRS windsock?"
Young Man: Y.M.C.A. - 1978
He had no idea. There was no deep end.
Teach me how to drown