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August 22, 2023
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This was funnier the first time.

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Ouch, sorry. I meant no offense.

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August 22, 2023
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Spooky. Is your post a reference to this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiley_face_murder_theory

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Note to self, read the signs

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Man, that pee dye wasn’t a myth!

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This is my worst nightmare

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"The only photograph I have of him"

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Something about a pool filter pump rimjob...

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You make it sound so SEXY. How do you do that?!

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Part of the trick is using a profile pic from 2014. I once heard some author say to get your pics taken before you get old.

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No, wait, what? I said that!

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Haha yessir you definitely did. I recall reading it around a decade ago. Maybe on Litreactor?

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6/28/1969

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The Stonewall Uprising??

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Yes, but I since found out that Stonewall happened in the early hours of 6/28.

So I'd like to amend my original response to...

"6/27/1969"

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If only we'd known about proper chlorination, Bill wouldn't have caught that brain aboeba. RIP

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Quick dip before back to fluffing.

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"Ray above the surface"

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Crab’s ladder

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"Subject 12. Time underwater: 13'04". Great improvement. Proceed to fire tests."

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"Is there a MRS windsock?"

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Young Man: Y.M.C.A. - 1978

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He had no idea. There was no deep end.

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Teach me how to drown

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