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The candles burned, and so did she

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The extra ingredient absorbed into her hand.

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founding

She got her wish

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Seconds before the slap

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Violet - when she had lips

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She liked wax more than cake.

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Russ didn’t know Marg was sleeping with Ed.

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Like a puppet shadow, she only existed while the flames burned

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Aug 27, 2023Liked by Chuck Palahniuk

Celebrating my birthday before the couch caught fire

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This was Meg’s last birthday.

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Strangulation + candles + flammable couch = perfect crime

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Last known photo of moms good hand, never found that ring.

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“Bowled a 280 today! Also, it’s Sarah’s birthday”

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Baked with semen.

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Bra-less Joan tries to take the cake

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