Why Did The Chicken Cross the Nave??
I'M JOHNNY DEPP & WELCOME TO JACKASS!
Feeding time at the alligator enclosure
Oh, gosh. I just watched PEARL.
Do you strive to break my heart?!
Consider that your heart breaking is evidence you have one
Snap!
Even that's a lie. He's bluffing. There's nothing there. Don't let him pander to your sympathies.
didn't zizek say the ultimate act of love is betrayal?
They always remove the feathers first, choking hazard.
"do you want to see something cool?"
“He wasn’t funny but I loved him anyway.”
Sacrifice #12
Horace could never remember which end the eggs came from.
Proud father holding his newborn
Had a hard time finding virgin’s blood so had to substitute with chicken’s for the ritual
Ain't no virgins around since the pedos showed up...
What?
Adult Swim and Sunny in Philly have made pedo jokes before.
I am wholesome...Though worried that qanon is gonna go Justine Sacco on me..
“His porn name was Johnny Dipp.”
Johnson Pudge.
Fun fact. Depp is German for dumbass.
Now I know how to translate Depp!
!!!
Johnson Chibbs
Or Johnny Just the Tip.
Too soon?
That made me laugh out loud.
Derpy Big Johnson
Johnson Chubbs McDerp
David Foster Wallace and his muse
Oh that’s good!
Alternate version:
David Foster Wallace and his infinite pest
Consider the chicken
The chicken with the curious eyes
Neat!
Chuck, this is the first I read and boy it's a winner LMAO
Ouch.
Does it not look like DFW at a glance? (The guy, not the chicken)
Seek and destroy
Johnny, before he takes a bite.
"Recreation rights were briefly extended to include livestock (since revoked)
Chad's last puppet show before the ASPCA came
Hahha. I named him Chad, also. Such a Chad.
I really don't wanna say it but I feel like someone should
Huge cock
Except that's a hen. Unless you meant the dude...ooooh
What’s a hen?
"Is this microphone working?"
What came first? The chicken or me?
I'M JOHNNY DEPP & WELCOME TO JACKASS!
Feeding time at the alligator enclosure
Oh, gosh. I just watched PEARL.
Do you strive to break my heart?!
Consider that your heart breaking is evidence you have one
Snap!
Even that's a lie. He's bluffing. There's nothing there. Don't let him pander to your sympathies.
didn't zizek say the ultimate act of love is betrayal?
They always remove the feathers first, choking hazard.
"do you want to see something cool?"
“He wasn’t funny but I loved him anyway.”
Sacrifice #12
Horace could never remember which end the eggs came from.
Proud father holding his newborn
Had a hard time finding virgin’s blood so had to substitute with chicken’s for the ritual
Ain't no virgins around since the pedos showed up...
What?
Adult Swim and Sunny in Philly have made pedo jokes before.
I am wholesome...Though worried that qanon is gonna go Justine Sacco on me..
“His porn name was Johnny Dipp.”
Johnson Pudge.
Fun fact. Depp is German for dumbass.
Now I know how to translate Depp!
!!!
Johnson Chibbs
Or Johnny Just the Tip.
Too soon?
That made me laugh out loud.
Derpy Big Johnson
Johnson Chubbs McDerp
David Foster Wallace and his muse
Oh that’s good!
Alternate version:
David Foster Wallace and his infinite pest
Consider the chicken
The chicken with the curious eyes
Neat!
Chuck, this is the first I read and boy it's a winner LMAO
Ouch.
Does it not look like DFW at a glance? (The guy, not the chicken)
Seek and destroy
Johnny, before he takes a bite.
"Recreation rights were briefly extended to include livestock (since revoked)
Chad's last puppet show before the ASPCA came
Hahha. I named him Chad, also. Such a Chad.
I really don't wanna say it but I feel like someone should
Huge cock
Except that's a hen. Unless you meant the dude...ooooh
What’s a hen?
"Is this microphone working?"
What came first? The chicken or me?