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August 31, 2023
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I'M JOHNNY DEPP & WELCOME TO JACKASS!

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August 30, 2023
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Oh, the shame....!

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Feeding time at the alligator enclosure

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Oh, gosh. I just watched PEARL.

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Do you strive to break my heart?!

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Consider that your heart breaking is evidence you have one

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Snap!

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Even that's a lie. He's bluffing. There's nothing there. Don't let him pander to your sympathies.

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didn't zizek say the ultimate act of love is betrayal?

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They always remove the feathers first, choking hazard.

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"do you want to see something cool?"

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“He wasn’t funny but I loved him anyway.”

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Sacrifice #12

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Horace could never remember which end the eggs came from.

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Proud father holding his newborn

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Had a hard time finding virgin’s blood so had to substitute with chicken’s for the ritual

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Ain't no virgins around since the pedos showed up...

What?

Adult Swim and Sunny in Philly have made pedo jokes before.

I am wholesome...Though worried that qanon is gonna go Justine Sacco on me..

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“His porn name was Johnny Dipp.”

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Johnson Pudge.

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Fun fact. Depp is German for dumbass.

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Now I know how to translate Depp!

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!!!

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Johnson Chibbs

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Or Johnny Just the Tip.

Too soon?

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That made me laugh out loud.

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Derpy Big Johnson

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Johnson Chubbs McDerp

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David Foster Wallace and his muse

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Oh that’s good!

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Alternate version:

David Foster Wallace and his infinite pest

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Consider the chicken

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The chicken with the curious eyes

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Neat!

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Chuck, this is the first I read and boy it's a winner LMAO

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Ouch.

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Does it not look like DFW at a glance? (The guy, not the chicken)

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Seek and destroy

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Johnny, before he takes a bite.

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"Recreation rights were briefly extended to include livestock (since revoked)

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Chad's last puppet show before the ASPCA came

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Hahha. I named him Chad, also. Such a Chad.

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I really don't wanna say it but I feel like someone should

Huge cock

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Except that's a hen. Unless you meant the dude...ooooh

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What’s a hen?

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"Is this microphone working?"

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