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Feeding time at the alligator enclosure

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"do you want to see something cool?"

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“He wasn’t funny but I loved him anyway.”

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Sacrifice #12

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Horace could never remember which end the eggs came from.

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Proud father holding his newborn

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Had a hard time finding virgin’s blood so had to substitute with chicken’s for the ritual

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“His porn name was Johnny Dipp.”

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David Foster Wallace and his muse

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Seek and destroy

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Johnny, before he takes a bite.

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"Recreation rights were briefly extended to include livestock (since revoked)

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Chad's last puppet show before the ASPCA came

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I really don't wanna say it but I feel like someone should

Huge cock

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founding

What came first? The chicken or me?

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