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Atticus Blake's avatar

“Rabies.”

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Atticus Blake's avatar

That’s the dogs name...

...And what she died of.

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Ouch!

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Atticus Blake's avatar

- Signed,

Rant

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Atticus Blake's avatar

“Ate the body.”

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Atticus Blake's avatar

“Stomach full of minty floss.”

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Sadie Peregrine's avatar

Died in fire accident

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Josh's avatar

See, hair does grow back.

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R.J. Huneke's avatar

I trained Layla to attack, subdue, and eat fascists on sight.

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Atticus Blake's avatar

“Rescued from The Farm at Enumclaw.”

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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Double ouch!

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Atticus Blake's avatar

I aim to cause pain, sir.

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Sadie Peregrine's avatar

Ripped our neighbour's little son apart

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Cheryl's avatar

1978 - Medellín. Se llama “Cocina”

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Chris's avatar

The day was half over, and still no friends or family had wished her a happy birthday.

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R.J. Huneke's avatar

Sigh* little Timmy gets stuck in so many wells.

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Brandan's avatar

This old boy’s gone to heaven

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Brandan's avatar

Something’s wrong with this cat

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Remy Lazarus's avatar

She didn’t know the word “cancer” but knew the feeling

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Josh's avatar

PTSD after FINALLY catching that cat.

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Atticus Blake's avatar

“The Mule.”

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