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“Rabies.”

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That’s the dogs name...

...And what she died of.

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“Ate the body.”

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“Stomach full of minty floss.”

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Died in fire accident

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See, hair does grow back.

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I trained Layla to attack, subdue, and eat fascists on sight.

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“Rescued from The Farm at Enumclaw.”

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Double ouch!

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I aim to cause pain, sir.

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Ripped our neighbour's little son apart

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1978 - Medellín. Se llama “Cocina”

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The day was half over, and still no friends or family had wished her a happy birthday.

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Sigh* little Timmy gets stuck in so many wells.

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This old boy’s gone to heaven

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Something’s wrong with this cat

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She didn’t know the word “cancer” but knew the feeling

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PTSD after FINALLY catching that cat.

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