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"Mistake"

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Granny's publicity stunt

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Before the “accident”.

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Five months pregnant

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Sep 4, 2023Liked by Chuck Palahniuk

Flowers hid the baby well

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I like this one 👏

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"I shoulda married Tom."

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Yes, she should have. I still love her.

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“Joan, This year’s harvest sacrifice.”

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Heather, pre-mount (1958)

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"Mount"? That creeps me out.

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I was hoping to evoke two meanings, I think I only managed one

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I'd love for someone to actually know somone in the photos. And for the edge to be burned. Just like he was.

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It’s like Marla Singer’s prom dress.

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Or Princess Di's. Or the "zombie bride" dress from 'Mean Girls.'

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I knew those curtains were cursed.

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Hmmmm...

Culture mash-up. Who wore it better, Scarlett or O'Hara the windows??

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An interesting question, much like the one the woman in the photo asked of her marriage counsellor when she disclosed her husband made her feel like a pair of curtains.

'Pull yourself together', the counsellor replied...

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“Not all of us marry for love.”

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Sep 4, 2023·edited Sep 4, 2023

ulmates forever! 🖤

gust 19, 1967

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"We both know what happened to the 6 you didn't pick. You mistake was telling the one you did pick the whole truth."

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“The night I realized I’m a lesbian.”

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A fate worse than death, but better than life

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Fifth marriage in three years

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