Did You Win?
Hot seniors in YOUR area looking for NSA good times!
Okay, here are the winners of the Parroting contest from last week…
Brandon Ward
Steve Conway
Cody Lark
Please email Dennis with your snail mail address, here. And let me know if you have a dog or cat, so I can customize. Prizes will ship on Saturday.
Thank you to everyone who played our game. And may you find happiness with whatever mail-order hottie and crypto currency the universe deals you.
Many congratulations to winners! For fast delivery please contact me @chuckpalahniukpackage@gmail.com. Just simply say password to email and that is all. The faster you contact me the faster your package will arrive!
Also, I’d say “spam-bot voice” could be used for a ‘Pygmy’ sequel. Novel could be narrated by a new form of agent back in his homeland who is forced to work at a computer terminal 24-7 to scam capitalist American pigs.
‘CLICK, CLACK, ENTER KEY. Now lure many gullible individual on electronic device endlessly to hand over information very private. Use information for make unpleasant negotiation benefit only me. Phone screen slave hand over many digital currency or provide other drooling phone slaves many ashamed internet search and picture self revealing. COPY, PASTE, SEND.’
Hello Brandon and Steve. I still need your mailing addresses and whether you have a cat or dog. Cody's prize goes out today.
https://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/contact