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Hear me out on this. But it's not everyday a writer gets to be graced by a master of a craft such as yourself. With Gloves Off, you're giving people wonderful tools to better communicate the messages deep within in their souls to make life better for all those who read their work. I'd put that up against an orgasm. Muscle spasms can only last for so long, but your wisdom will last a lifetime.
This was a really fun one! I like the tech oriented stuff. I end up writing around a lot of tech themes. The brand new addictions and isolation that comes from this era of "connectedness" and smart junk folks fill their homes with. Ignorance of data privacy is bliss. I feel like a lot of these scam ads like to hook isolated folks. This will be a fun new prompt to work with.
My all time favorite sell lines are from Full Metal Jacket. The young Vietnamese prostitutes lines were epic and the actress gave it her all. Lol. Me love you long time! The scene has terribly dark undertones but you can't help but laugh.
Chuck. I've been thinking about you recently. It seems like there's two versions of you. Sorta like a dichotomy. Because in your writing, you explore a wild side. It can be loud, violent, gritty, sexual. Uncensored. But outside of your work, from what I know, your day-to-day self seems more reserved. Formal. I see you kinda like a professor. Is there any truth to this sentiment? Because it's very interesting to think about.
Congratulations.
I may be a good loser but my dog is getting pissed...........
Enjoy!
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Thank you, Chuck. There were lotsa great posts.
So fun! Thank you Chuck!
Many congratulations to winners! For fast delivery please contact me @chuckpalahniukpackage@gmail.com. Just simply say password to email and that is all. The faster you contact me the faster your package will arrive!
Also, Iโd say โspam-bot voiceโ could be used for a โPygmyโ sequel. Novel could be narrated by a new form of agent back in his homeland who is forced to work at a computer terminal 24-7 to scam capitalist American pigs.
โCLICK, CLACK, ENTER KEY. Now lure many gullible individual on electronic device endlessly to hand over information very private. Use information for make unpleasant negotiation benefit only me. Phone screen slave hand over many digital currency or provide other drooling phone slaves many ashamed internet search and picture self revealing. COPY, PASTE, SEND.โ
This hot senior doesn't know what "NSA good times" mean.....:(
It means "no strings attached" as the young 'uns say.
Thanks. But in these times, what does it mean? No physical contact? Or throw all caution to the wind?
Congratz to all the winners!
Sidenote: Chuck, I adore all the Gloves Off critiques. They are better than sex.
Hmmm... you need to be having better sex, dude.
Hear me out on this. But it's not everyday a writer gets to be graced by a master of a craft such as yourself. With Gloves Off, you're giving people wonderful tools to better communicate the messages deep within in their souls to make life better for all those who read their work. I'd put that up against an orgasm. Muscle spasms can only last for so long, but your wisdom will last a lifetime.
I...I should probably go write, huh?
This was a really fun one! I like the tech oriented stuff. I end up writing around a lot of tech themes. The brand new addictions and isolation that comes from this era of "connectedness" and smart junk folks fill their homes with. Ignorance of data privacy is bliss. I feel like a lot of these scam ads like to hook isolated folks. This will be a fun new prompt to work with.
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Sounds like Brandon, Steve and Cody have something neat coming to 'em. That's fantastic my friends!
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Nice job, guys!
My all time favorite sell lines are from Full Metal Jacket. The young Vietnamese prostitutes lines were epic and the actress gave it her all. Lol. Me love you long time! The scene has terribly dark undertones but you can't help but laugh.
Chuck. I've been thinking about you recently. It seems like there's two versions of you. Sorta like a dichotomy. Because in your writing, you explore a wild side. It can be loud, violent, gritty, sexual. Uncensored. But outside of your work, from what I know, your day-to-day self seems more reserved. Formal. I see you kinda like a professor. Is there any truth to this sentiment? Because it's very interesting to think about.
Fair point. Now that I think about it, I'd say all of us has two sides. A shadow. I'm asking because I just like hearing from Chuck lol
Every time Chuck replies, an angel gets their wings.
Hello Brandon and Steve. I still need your mailing addresses and whether you have a cat or dog. Cody's prize goes out today.
https://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/contact
Hey Chuck; received the prize package. Really great. Thank you!