Did you win the Red-Eyed Terror Necklace of Menacing Stag Heads?
Not unless you’re….
Steve Cardoso!
…Who posted the entry:
Event: Record low temperatures
Headline: Town Braces for Endless Conversations about How Cold It Is
Funny, subtle, with the ring of truth. Steve, please send Dennis your snail mail address by clicking here. If outside the U.S., please include a phone number for Customs.
That said, it was a tough choice. Big thanks to everyone who posted. It was an exercise in how point-of-view shapes the story. As always, how your character tells a story tells everything about the character.
Whoa!! Thanks, Chuck!! All of my headlines were written while locked away in a conference room at work.
Crazy to think Alister Crowley’s wardrobe would one day be bought at auctions by the author Chuck Palahniuk and subsequently sent to various people across the globe. An interesting series of events or the final stages of a plan put into motion decades ago in an effort to spread chaos across the world via the gifting of cursed trinkets? Guess we’ll find out in retrospect.