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Eggy is the Queen!

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Our Chihuahuas do the same thing, as well as burrow until the couch cover. They tend to get sat on accidentally pretty often

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Ouch!

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But that would make a great story... "Crunch"

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Oh my goodness! What a doll!

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I keep commenting in the wrong room and it's cracking me up! LOLOL Thank you for the song! Hail Satan!

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I was out with my co-worker and boss for dinner and we were having small talk which was killing me. I had one beer in me so I was feeling slutty. I told my boss and co-worker: "You wanna see some shit!? It's Satanic! Are you ready!?" My co-worker didn't miss a beat. She said "Oh hell yeah. Dont worry. I used to listen to Slayer." So I showed them my urn I made for Greaves. They loved it. LOL

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Already had an egg for breakfast.

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Anyway... don't mind me.

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Prophet M1 pussy be upon him said, '' Dogs are bad people'' so I'm stuck licking my own wounds.

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I remembered this quote but had to look it up: "Why is it, that a dog, sleeping in the sun, is so beautiful, y'know, it is, it's beautiful, but a guy, standing at a bank machine, trying to take some money out, looks like a complete moron?"

From the movie Before Sunrise

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Ah, such a brilliant series.

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Dogs don't know the laws of gravity and thus are not always subject to them.

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Tomorrow, I'm ordering Lays in Egg's honor. Best wishes, sweet prince.

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Sweet Prince!

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Should've said, '' Stomach cancer!''

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You're in a dark mood today Rab!

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Amen. I am honored by my this here our collective namesake.

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Me too!

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The verisimilitude of the animal balloon was betrayed by its last vestiges of helium.

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Wrong room. lolol

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"Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us."

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LOLOLOL. I guess it would be quite fitting for here as well. I feel quite presumptuous messing with Ball though.

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Ball?

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LOLOL...I mean, Egg! GODDMANIT!

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Egg is my namesake. You best watch yahself, girl.

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*Sweats profusely and shakes*

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Honey, it's always the wrong room.

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WRONG HOLE! LOLOL. I'm dying out here!

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You are in a room of typos like one of those JIGSAW traps. Rearrange the typos and be set free or be fed into a garbage compactor.

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I laughing so hard right now! Gotta put that thinkin' cap on.

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Whose living their best life!!!

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Both of my dogs do that, too. Only they’re 55 and 80 pounds. My poor couch cushions sag like hammocks.

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Adorable 🥰

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I can’t go into IKEA without doing this to every piece of furniture I see

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