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Does she lurk on here or should I go bother her on substack and ask her about her crabs? You know asking a lady about her crabs doesn't seem like a very polite thing to do.
Hey Chelsea, Chuck told me you had crabs. Can I see a picture of them? Don't worry, I work in the medical field so I promise to abide by HIPPA and not share the pictures.
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Does she lurk on here or should I go bother her on substack and ask her about her crabs? You know asking a lady about her crabs doesn't seem like a very polite thing to do.
Hey Chelsea, Chuck told me you had crabs. Can I see a picture of them? Don't worry, I work in the medical field so I promise to abide by HIPPA and not share the pictures.