Ephemera: The Real Fight Club of SLC
How Heather got her black eye
A hat tip to Madison F for sharing this with us. Thank you!
Just in case you don’t breathlessly follow every twist and turn of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, here’s the latest scuttlebutt from Enews:
Ever since the Bravo series' season three trailer dropped earlier this year, fans have had one lingering question: who or what gave Heather Gay a black eye? The reality star gave more insight as to what really happened on the show's Dec. 21 episode, including why she is withholding information, for now.
"I didn't say I don't remember how it happened," she shared in a confessional. "I just said I'm not talking about it. It's first rule about fight club."
Did you feel the shift? The days are getting longer!
Thanks for the shoutout! My soul left my body as I watched this important cultural moment last night...
The way the real housewives get human fat to render into soap is just them extracting it from each other with a meat injector.