27 Comments

Did that guy just use a Big Mac as a weapon? Does that violate one of the rules?

Expand full comment
founding

I'd prefer a McKnife or McGun...but sometimes you have to do what you have to do...amiright?!

Expand full comment

Would you like fries with that?

Expand full comment
founding

It's a McGangsta's Paradise.

Expand full comment
founding

I can do this all day long.

Expand full comment
author

Throw that super-hot, acid-hot coffee! Throw it!

Expand full comment
founding

I'm such a cunt. I'm going Alien mother on some MOTHER FUCKERS! Fist to fucking face!

Expand full comment
author

I'd love to get pasted in the yob by anything McDonald's except those lava-hot fruit pies.

Expand full comment
founding

Let the bodies hit the floor! Here we go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6s8UCpWYdA

Expand full comment
founding

"I want you to super-size me, as hard as you can!"

Expand full comment
founding

We can't link our posts? What content? What?

Expand full comment
author

When you post something and they say "Now It's Time to Get the Word Out! they no longer offer a link to Twi--er.

Expand full comment
founding

Well that sucks.

Expand full comment
author

(Shrug) Life goes on.

Expand full comment

Success! Don't tell Elon.

Expand full comment
founding

The Eagle has landed!

Expand full comment
founding

No FC rules followed.

Disbandment eminent?

(Yikes. I meant imminent.)

Expand full comment
author

Lightweights.

Expand full comment

Lol. The Big Mac!

Expand full comment
author

Now I suggest we stage a similar fight at Golden Corral. Everyone throw fried shrimp at my mouth!

Expand full comment

I’m slapping everyone with a prime rib!

Expand full comment

Oh my god my senior citizen dad will be all over that and honestly it’s the best use for that “food”

Expand full comment

Nice to see monkeys abandoning phones for a change. Is that a purse on the table? Nobody snatched it! That's rare to see. Also, no weapon was used. Fair fight.

Expand full comment

You post the weirdest stuff. Terrible, I can't believe I pay for this. I regret, nothing! Blame Elon.

Expand full comment

I'm not an expert, but teenagers generally don't wear masks with hoods up.

Five versus 2 Asians?

This video will likely get pulled regardless of source.

Expand full comment

Toronto is more dangerous than most people think.

Expand full comment

It worked!! It worked!!

Expand full comment