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Did that guy just use a Big Mac as a weapon? Does that violate one of the rules?

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I'd prefer a McKnife or McGun...but sometimes you have to do what you have to do...amiright?!

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Would you like fries with that?

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It's a McGangsta's Paradise.

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I can do this all day long.

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Throw that super-hot, acid-hot coffee! Throw it!

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I'm such a cunt. I'm going Alien mother on some MOTHER FUCKERS! Fist to fucking face!

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I'd love to get pasted in the yob by anything McDonald's except those lava-hot fruit pies.

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"I want you to super-size me, as hard as you can!"

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We can't link our posts? What content? What?

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When you post something and they say "Now It's Time to Get the Word Out! they no longer offer a link to Twi--er.

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Well that sucks.

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(Shrug) Life goes on.

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Jun 4, 2023Liked by Chuck Palahniuk

Success! Don't tell Elon.

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The Eagle has landed!

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Jun 4, 2023·edited Jun 4, 2023Liked by Chuck Palahniuk

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Disbandment eminent?

(Yikes. I meant imminent.)

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Lightweights.

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Lol. The Big Mac!

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Now I suggest we stage a similar fight at Golden Corral. Everyone throw fried shrimp at my mouth!

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I’m slapping everyone with a prime rib!

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Oh my god my senior citizen dad will be all over that and honestly it’s the best use for that “food”

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Nice to see monkeys abandoning phones for a change. Is that a purse on the table? Nobody snatched it! That's rare to see. Also, no weapon was used. Fair fight.

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You post the weirdest stuff. Terrible, I can't believe I pay for this. I regret, nothing! Blame Elon.

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I'm not an expert, but teenagers generally don't wear masks with hoods up.

Five versus 2 Asians?

This video will likely get pulled regardless of source.

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Toronto is more dangerous than most people think.

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It worked!! It worked!!

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