I hate Facebook and pray for its death and replacement with another platform with less goddamn ads. In other words I dunno how I can help other than send a jar of farts to Mark Zuckerberg.
Did Facebook misinterpret the joke, like they thought she was legit murdering people for charity? Could they not tell it was about a book? Facebook is a mess. Poor Chelsea! What would be my best course of action? I deleted most of my social media accounts except Twitter, which only has like 10 followers because I hardly use it.
"Generalized Angst, She Wrote" Don't forget there's always a comma in there.
Mureulb?!
Grapes of Mild Irritation
Has to have murder in the title. But funny.
You need to sacrifice an ornery goat and a Gateway 2000 to the algorithm. But it might let her out in exchange for a shake of the wiener.
Code doesnt understand context yet. This is the perfect opportunity for her to write minimalist absurd fiction under Kelsey Chain.
I hate Facebook and pray for its death and replacement with another platform with less goddamn ads. In other words I dunno how I can help other than send a jar of farts to Mark Zuckerberg.
To Compassionately Euthanize a Mockingbird
No more like "To Annoy a Mockingbird".
I like that better.
"To Really Come Close to Pissing Off a Mockingbird."
To Edge An Ironic Bird
We are sadly trending toward an oligopoly where a few large companies herd our speech into livestock pens.
I'm going to buy a few of her books now as one way to support her.
I just bought her book "Heartsick" online from Powell's bookstore in Portland. (Big time indy store- awesome. Wish it was in Philly. Only went once.)
Hurray!
Impossible Meat Plant Five. Okay, I’ll stop now.
I can see you're having a lot of fun with these titles haha
But of course.
That was fun even though I expanded the rules a bit. ;)
No don’t!
Now I get it.... Where is Karen S when we need her?
"Veggie-Based Meat Plant Number 5"
Dude I can't eat that plant based shit. I would be a vegetarian but for bacon.
Wake me up when they make plant based bacon that tastes like bacon.......
Semi-Natural Causes on the Asian-Identified Express
The Masque of the Red Chronic Dyspepsia
The Hangnails in the Rue Morgue
"Manspreading on the Asian-Identified Express"
This reminds me of how few books I’ve read with the word murder in the title.
It’s so hard to know which billionaire is worse these days.
Didn’t Fitzgerald say to Hemingway, “Rich people aren’t like the rest of us.” As in, they’re all the fucking worse
wnrper? she wrote… she was dyslexic
Did Facebook misinterpret the joke, like they thought she was legit murdering people for charity? Could they not tell it was about a book? Facebook is a mess. Poor Chelsea! What would be my best course of action? I deleted most of my social media accounts except Twitter, which only has like 10 followers because I hardly use it.
Also, Chuck, did you have a nice Thanksgiving? What's your favorite food served on Thanksgiving?
Mike made a pork roast crusted in sea salt. Crimmony it was good.
Hope yours was good as well.
Natural Born Irritants
That's good.
That's not good.......that's diabolical