New York Times Bestseller in Jail!!
Grapes of Mild Irritation
You need to sacrifice an ornery goat and a Gateway 2000 to the algorithm. But it might let her out in exchange for a shake of the wiener.
Code doesnt understand context yet. This is the perfect opportunity for her to write minimalist absurd fiction under Kelsey Chain.
I hate Facebook and pray for its death and replacement with another platform with less goddamn ads. In other words I dunno how I can help other than send a jar of farts to Mark Zuckerberg.
To Compassionately Euthanize a Mockingbird
We are sadly trending toward an oligopoly where a few large companies herd our speech into livestock pens.
I'm going to buy a few of her books now as one way to support her.
Impossible Meat Plant Five. Okay, I’ll stop now.
Semi-Natural Causes on the Asian-Identified Express
The Masque of the Red Chronic Dyspepsia
The Hangnails in the Rue Morgue
This reminds me of how few books I’ve read with the word murder in the title.
It’s so hard to know which billionaire is worse these days.
wnrper? she wrote… she was dyslexic
Did Facebook misinterpret the joke, like they thought she was legit murdering people for charity? Could they not tell it was about a book? Facebook is a mess. Poor Chelsea! What would be my best course of action? I deleted most of my social media accounts except Twitter, which only has like 10 followers because I hardly use it.
Also, Chuck, did you have a nice Thanksgiving? What's your favorite food served on Thanksgiving?
Natural Born Irritants