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December 1, 2022
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"Generalized Angst, She Wrote" Don't forget there's always a comma in there.

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Mureulb?!

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Grapes of Mild Irritation

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Has to have murder in the title. But funny.

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You need to sacrifice an ornery goat and a Gateway 2000 to the algorithm. But it might let her out in exchange for a shake of the wiener.

Code doesnt understand context yet. This is the perfect opportunity for her to write minimalist absurd fiction under Kelsey Chain.

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I hate Facebook and pray for its death and replacement with another platform with less goddamn ads. In other words I dunno how I can help other than send a jar of farts to Mark Zuckerberg.

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To Compassionately Euthanize a Mockingbird

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No more like "To Annoy a Mockingbird".

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I like that better.

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"To Really Come Close to Pissing Off a Mockingbird."

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To Edge An Ironic Bird

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We are sadly trending toward an oligopoly where a few large companies herd our speech into livestock pens.

I'm going to buy a few of her books now as one way to support her.

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I just bought her book "Heartsick" online from Powell's bookstore in Portland. (Big time indy store- awesome. Wish it was in Philly. Only went once.)

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Hurray!

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Impossible Meat Plant Five. Okay, I’ll stop now.

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I can see you're having a lot of fun with these titles haha

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But of course.

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That was fun even though I expanded the rules a bit. ;)

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No don’t!

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Now I get it.... Where is Karen S when we need her?

"Veggie-Based Meat Plant Number 5"

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Dude I can't eat that plant based shit. I would be a vegetarian but for bacon.

Wake me up when they make plant based bacon that tastes like bacon.......

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Semi-Natural Causes on the Asian-Identified Express

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The Masque of the Red Chronic Dyspepsia

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The Hangnails in the Rue Morgue

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"Manspreading on the Asian-Identified Express"

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This reminds me of how few books I’ve read with the word murder in the title.

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It’s so hard to know which billionaire is worse these days.

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Didn’t Fitzgerald say to Hemingway, “Rich people aren’t like the rest of us.” As in, they’re all the fucking worse

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wnrper? she wrote… she was dyslexic

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Did Facebook misinterpret the joke, like they thought she was legit murdering people for charity? Could they not tell it was about a book? Facebook is a mess. Poor Chelsea! What would be my best course of action? I deleted most of my social media accounts except Twitter, which only has like 10 followers because I hardly use it.

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Also, Chuck, did you have a nice Thanksgiving? What's your favorite food served on Thanksgiving?

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Mike made a pork roast crusted in sea salt. Crimmony it was good.

Hope yours was good as well.

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Natural Born Irritants

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That's good.

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That's not good.......that's diabolical

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