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Grapes of Mild Irritation

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You need to sacrifice an ornery goat and a Gateway 2000 to the algorithm. But it might let her out in exchange for a shake of the wiener.

Code doesnt understand context yet. This is the perfect opportunity for her to write minimalist absurd fiction under Kelsey Chain.

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I hate Facebook and pray for its death and replacement with another platform with less goddamn ads. In other words I dunno how I can help other than send a jar of farts to Mark Zuckerberg.

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To Compassionately Euthanize a Mockingbird

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We are sadly trending toward an oligopoly where a few large companies herd our speech into livestock pens.

I'm going to buy a few of her books now as one way to support her.

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Impossible Meat Plant Five. Okay, I’ll stop now.

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Dec 1, 2022Liked by Chuck Palahniuk

Semi-Natural Causes on the Asian-Identified Express

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The Masque of the Red Chronic Dyspepsia

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The Hangnails in the Rue Morgue

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This reminds me of how few books I’ve read with the word murder in the title.

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It’s so hard to know which billionaire is worse these days.

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wnrper? she wrote… she was dyslexic

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Did Facebook misinterpret the joke, like they thought she was legit murdering people for charity? Could they not tell it was about a book? Facebook is a mess. Poor Chelsea! What would be my best course of action? I deleted most of my social media accounts except Twitter, which only has like 10 followers because I hardly use it.

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Also, Chuck, did you have a nice Thanksgiving? What's your favorite food served on Thanksgiving?

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Natural Born Irritants

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