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Blake Greene's avatar

I like how it specified that he got out in 2012. Hahahah it's so arbitrary

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Tyler in prison. The mind boggles.

Blake Greene's avatar

Plot line for Fight Club 4 revealed??

Sandra Miller's avatar

it's a real commitment to fiction

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

My guess is they also omit the flash of penis at the end. And that they pixelate the dildo in Marla's room. Crime does not pay!

Brandan's avatar

So, Marla was lying, he was a threat after all...

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

In the pixelated versions I've seen, it's like a wavering pink ghost on her dresser.

Cheap & Crass's avatar

A laughed a little too much at this.

Tricia Callahan's avatar

Wild!

Love that Meat Loaf signed the book. Thanks for sharing.

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Maybe Kerri will share her wonderful meet-cute story here. It's very sweet.

Kerri Rickard's avatar

Awwwh!! 🥺🌸 thank you, Chuck for sharing the photo and giving Meat Loaf, “Bob” to bring to life! God’s speed, Meat Loaf!!♥️🦇🌸

Instead of flooding the feed with the story, here’s the link if anyone would like to read it: https://kerririckard.substack.com/p/in-death-a-member-of-project-mayhem?justPublished=true

Cheap & Crass's avatar

North Korean and Chinese censorship is jaw-dropping. North Koreans risk execution if they are caught watching anything remotely Western.

Cheap & Crass's avatar

This is why I love reading your books and listening to everything you have to say. Sir :p

Josh Pitts's avatar

Can’t be encouraging vigilantes! The state always wins!

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

But what becomes of Marla? And the romance?

Josh Pitts's avatar

She’s now making iPhones at Foxconn, trying to figure out if she can jump beyond the people catchers to end it all.

Daswolf's avatar

I went through a phase where I thought Marla was another version of Tyler.

Colton Merris's avatar

It's almost like the book!

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Funny how that works...

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

The strange flip-side is that in many foreign markets the publisher rewrote the novel so it would end like the film. Without permission, I might add.

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Jan 26, 2022
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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

It's very common.

Emily Slaney's avatar

Surely they're not allowed to do that? 🙁

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Ah, but who's to keep track? My Czech is nonexistent, and by the time someone tells me it's too late.

Russell's avatar

Shall we take their balls? Sir?

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Hold off for the moment. I'll make a list of people.

Cheap & Crass's avatar

Ah! Yes! Destroying history.

Ryan's avatar

More like restoring it.

Say what you will about China, but props to them for at least respecting the source material. Usually it would be the opposite.

Karen S's avatar

The most shocking part is that there's a trial at all. A fair one, I'm sure. PS Ka-ching! The Chinese market is every film distributor's dream. All movies seem to be tailored to that audience these days.

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Yes! We need Aaron Sorkin to write a quick courtroom scene. Call Aaron's people!

Ryan's avatar

Call David Fincher, too. It's his film after all.

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Shhhhh. David must never know.

Steve Cardoso's avatar

“I haven’t been fucked like that since my state-sanctioned intercourse appointment.”

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

(chuck chokes on his coffee, here)

Brandan's avatar

Alternate ending text:

Tyler, upon his release in 2012, as a re-educated citizen, was devoted in his love and admiration of the Chinese Communist party for helping him see the error of his ways. He spent the remaining years of his life as a productive citizen—working hard and having faith in the government that had his best interests at heart. Since his release, his social credit points haven’t once seen a decline!

THE END

(Spliced image of a sickle and hammer visible for a micro-second as the film cuts to credits)

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Needed this one. Yesterday a nearby house was being painted, and the overspray coated my car. A mess. So this laugh comes at the right time. BTW, my car is a ten-year-old Prius wagon.

Karen S's avatar

I feel your paint. Wishing your Prius a quick recovery.

Elliott Daphne's avatar

Chuck FYI to get the overspray off you can lightly use a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. My car was tagged in college (by some no good kid!!) and the Magic Eraser took the paint right off. You have to do it ASAP though. Also, I promise I have no affiliation with the Mr. Clean brand.

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Thanks! I'll try it. Friends have recommended "red clay" to buff it off.

Kimberly's avatar

I'd love to say this bit of news was surprising... Alas... I chuckled, though.

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

You should see what they did to American Psycho. Patrick Bateman adopts puppies and kitties and trick-or-treats for UNICEF.

Kimberly's avatar

🙀 Dude. Spoilers. 😹😹

Kurt Richards's avatar

Take that, transgressive fiction!

EJJ's avatar

Before they burnt books, now they do wtf with films?!?

Re-cuts, censorship and so on isn´t new. In the good, olde days they even made different versions of films for different parts of the world, but this is in a league of its own.

I recommend watching the documentary Sky Ladder: The Art of Cai Guo-qiang - it gives a good insight into how China functions, and how they treat culture. Or trash culture. Restart.

Ben's avatar

This week my Sociology of the Media class happens to be discussing media censorship and the power it has to shape meaning. Going to have to talk about this.

Karen S's avatar

I hear they renamed it Crouching Tyler Hidden Durden