Isn’t it always annoying at the dinner table when you avert your gaze momentarily, only to return it and find your gran’s lips wrapped around your scrumptious dick?
You have never eagerly filled your mouth with some tasty dick? I have filled my mouth with some greasy and salty Dicks' before maybe it's just a Seattle thing.
So Admiral Nelson had you in a full Nelson and you that is how you had your first taste of the sea. Men are made that way or should I say sailors.
That is totally how the crossing the line ceremony works in the US Navy except Davy Jones holds us in a full nelson while King Neptune gives us a taste of the sea. Man it feels good to get that off my chest.
I'm sure Chuck's CPA has gotten used to it at this point. The bigger standout would be the itemized expenses for the gun range field trip. I can see some fresh faced IRS agent scanning over his filing. All of a sudden he jumps up ands shouts. I KNEW IT! A few moments later the Director of the IRS is calling the president. Active the Durden Protocol.
I thought this post was originally a fake-out for the quiz answers. Had to slam the brakes on posting answers and take second to recalibrate to posting dick jokes.
As an overgrown child, I cannot wait for the spotted dick jokes.
Can I stuff my face with your spotted dick?
That came out wrong.
Or did it?
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Soooooooo right!
I have never opened an email faster
Neither did I? I actually got a notification lmao!
So you are giving me my first spotted dick??? As if...
Isn’t it always annoying at the dinner table when you avert your gaze momentarily, only to return it and find your gran’s lips wrapped around your scrumptious dick?
Does it really taste that good? This is British Cuisine we are talking about.
Considering I’ve never deviated from my strict diet of fish, chips, biscuits and tea, I wouldn’t know.
You have never eagerly filled your mouth with some tasty dick? I have filled my mouth with some greasy and salty Dicks' before maybe it's just a Seattle thing.
This mouth was made for nothing so crude. It exists solely to sing ‘Rule Britannia’ and to consume all that is related to sea men.
So Admiral Nelson had you in a full Nelson and you that is how you had your first taste of the sea. Men are made that way or should I say sailors.
That is totally how the crossing the line ceremony works in the US Navy except Davy Jones holds us in a full nelson while King Neptune gives us a taste of the sea. Man it feels good to get that off my chest.
I don’t know about all that. Captain Popeye just slipped me some of his fish fingers.
So is spotted dick chewed, sucked, slurped etc.....
Flambe. You have to douse it in alcohol and pull out a blowtorch. Always"a" blowtorch. Never "your" blowtorch...
I can't with you .....
Love.
You sound like a messy eater.
I am at that....
Nothing makes your Sunday like my Grandma's Spotted Dick.
Should give out some herpecin with those
I can't wait to itemize this on my taxes...
"Umm, Mr. Paulaynyuk, we have some questions about your expenses. Did you give a kangaroo herpes?"
Allegedly. 😎
I'm sure Chuck's CPA has gotten used to it at this point. The bigger standout would be the itemized expenses for the gun range field trip. I can see some fresh faced IRS agent scanning over his filing. All of a sudden he jumps up ands shouts. I KNEW IT! A few moments later the Director of the IRS is calling the president. Active the Durden Protocol.
There is a tax-related inventory shrinkage joke lurking here.
Neither can I. How do you think the IRS gets entertained?
Genital warts joke **loading**
Catholic priest joke **loading**
I thought this post was originally a fake-out for the quiz answers. Had to slam the brakes on posting answers and take second to recalibrate to posting dick jokes.
God I haven't even had a chance to watch the movie! AAAAA..
Could be that the post goes live at 3 a.m. (over here anyway). You could maybe complete the homework before the teacher comes to collect.
Word! Life always finds a way. :p
Dishes are done, man.
You spotted Tracy? The Dick Tracy??? Well spotted, sir.
Would you like some of my Spotted Dick to go in your Toad-in-the-Hole?
I'm always telling people to eat a bag of dicks...it's my favorite pass time. I must stock pile as well...
Degrassi!
My Son's Mother made me watch like every season of next generation. Since the baby was still quite small we didn't have much else to do.
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So I guess no one’s told you that Lockheed has a hypersonic bomber program called Project Mayhem?
Holy shit. It’s true!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
If this is true my life's mission is accomplished. Gravy from here on out.