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As an overgrown child, I cannot wait for the spotted dick jokes.

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Can I stuff my face with your spotted dick?

That came out wrong.

Or did it?

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Apr 15, 2023·edited Apr 15, 2023

I have never opened an email faster

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So you are giving me my first spotted dick??? As if...

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Isn’t it always annoying at the dinner table when you avert your gaze momentarily, only to return it and find your gran’s lips wrapped around your scrumptious dick?

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So is spotted dick chewed, sucked, slurped etc.....

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Nothing makes your Sunday like my Grandma's Spotted Dick.

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Should give out some herpecin with those

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Genital warts joke **loading**

Catholic priest joke **loading**

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I thought this post was originally a fake-out for the quiz answers. Had to slam the brakes on posting answers and take second to recalibrate to posting dick jokes.

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You spotted Tracy? The Dick Tracy??? Well spotted, sir.

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Would you like some of my Spotted Dick to go in your Toad-in-the-Hole?

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I'm always telling people to eat a bag of dicks...it's my favorite pass time. I must stock pile as well...

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Degrassi!

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So I guess no one’s told you that Lockheed has a hypersonic bomber program called Project Mayhem?

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