I got you a rock hammer so you could build another castle, and to prompt a conversation about masonry, but realized that was a dumb idea because added weight and airport security. No escape from Shawshank.
That's fantastic! I'm here for it if you ever want something custom, it'd be my honor. I've been a fan ever since Fight Club and really loved Choke. Some of those reenactment scenes are permanently etched in my mind. Really glad to see you on substack!
Amazing. I haven't seen that picture for years. It's a princess that way up, but it's an old hag if you turn it up the other way. It's very clever... :)
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Oh that is really nice. Thanks for sharing.
That is God tier crafting.
Something that can technically never be upside down
Awesome! David Lynch would be proud of your coffee maker too.
That coffee maker is my nemesis. The appliances we hate are the ones that never die.
So they’re like people?
Well done.
*feistily changes batteries in dildo*
Ever tried a Chemex coffee maker?
Every tour is a gauntlet of different hotel room coffee makers. Every type of cartridge you can imagine.
Oh I thought you were home already and that was your home coffee maker.
Perhaps you should name each hotel coffee maker. Or leave a note like, “I make weak coffee,” or “I’m a little bitch who takes an hour to brew.”
cool frame.
I got you a rock hammer so you could build another castle, and to prompt a conversation about masonry, but realized that was a dumb idea because added weight and airport security. No escape from Shawshank.
That's fantastic! I'm here for it if you ever want something custom, it'd be my honor. I've been a fan ever since Fight Club and really loved Choke. Some of those reenactment scenes are permanently etched in my mind. Really glad to see you on substack!
I now want to do this cross-stitch for myself. ! New hobby unlocked!
Looooove it!!! Beautiful JOB!!
Birds ate my coffee.
Amazing. I haven't seen that picture for years. It's a princess that way up, but it's an old hag if you turn it up the other way. It's very clever... :)
You deserve all the top tier art!
Very cool
So glad you got home safely!
How old is that mug?