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There is nothing you can invent in fiction that a lot of people aren't already doing. Therein lies your freedom.

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Wow. You even got the penguin from ’Fight Club’ making a cameo on the box to the left through it’s famous line. Marketing genius.

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I like my lube to taste like cigarettes and coffee, aka spit.

Straight from the tap, back of the throat and applied generously from about a foot away.

To each their own.

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Well, that's Christmas sorted.

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I made the graphics to spec and it's ready to print. If you need pictures for me to prove it I have them. If you really want the box I just need to print it out and stick on the cover and you have your actually Krispy Kreme lube. Just let me know. My friend and I laughed as we bought the lube and a single carrot rolling down the conveyor belt. It made our day. Thank you.

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I got a feeling the glazed donut flavor will become a chocolate iced.

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founding

That and the Elk spray… Christmas Gifts for everyone. (Dirty giggle)

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This is why pharmacies are being looted.

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