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There is nothing you can invent in fiction that a lot of people aren't already doing. Therein lies your freedom.

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According to Snopes this is sadly not real (I posted the link on the original discussion thread for Prayer)

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Hush. Don't ruin the fantasy for me...

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I mean it'd be easy enough to whip up at home.

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Why are Canadians so dirty minded?

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Our Prime Minister has a history of donning blackface, possibly as some kind of projection for a latent cuckold fantasy. Whatever stuff I'm into is PG-13 by comparison.

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He was Aladdin!

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I'm a seasoned graphic designer. Challenge accepted.

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Wow. You even got the penguin from ’Fight Club’ making a cameo on the box to the left through it’s famous line. Marketing genius.

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In New York, years back, I met a young Asian woman who said, "I was the voice of your penguin." And she was.

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I just heard "slide" in my head.

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And that great giggle.

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I was watching “Legion” the other night, Dust Brothers music from the scene showing the Furnï catalog was used in it. The influence of “Fight Club” is everywhere.

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I like my lube to taste like cigarettes and coffee, aka spit.

Straight from the tap, back of the throat and applied generously from about a foot away.

To each their own.

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Are you by any chance a tobacco chewer? This takes the Marshall Dillon-Miss Kitty romance in a new direction.

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Actually I m using the 6mg nicotine-laced Zyn pouches.

The citrus blast, putting a relaxed pucker to the…

This has only backfired once.

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Well, that's Christmas sorted.

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I made the graphics to spec and it's ready to print. If you need pictures for me to prove it I have them. If you really want the box I just need to print it out and stick on the cover and you have your actually Krispy Kreme lube. Just let me know. My friend and I laughed as we bought the lube and a single carrot rolling down the conveyor belt. It made our day. Thank you.

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Oh I did make the Krispy Kreme logo a bit bigger. It's hilarious.

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Alas, the cat is out of the bag on this one.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/krispy-kreme-lube/

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Oh I'm sorry. I wasn't clear. I reproduced the graphic and have a box of lube so you can indeed have your very own box because I made it with my hands and mind.

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Now... how to deliver the box? Let me think...

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As in..."Dishes are done, man." You want your very own box of Krispy Kreme lube I made for you?

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I got a feeling the glazed donut flavor will become a chocolate iced.

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That and the Elk spray… Christmas Gifts for everyone. (Dirty giggle)

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This is why pharmacies are being looted.

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