I submitted a resume with the sentence: "I was responsible for creating and maintaining the Carnal website." "CalCRN" was auto-corrected to "Carnal" and I failed to proof-read it. I should've just kept the auto-correct so I can double-down in interviews and be like "Sir! Excuse me but I've more than moved past my seedy past of fart porn and floppy, double-ended dildos and I'm a better person for it!" At least I'd be memorable.
Chickens tend to get surly when you chop off their heads. Go figure.
I submitted a resume with the sentence: "I was responsible for creating and maintaining the Carnal website." "CalCRN" was auto-corrected to "Carnal" and I failed to proof-read it. I should've just kept the auto-correct so I can double-down in interviews and be like "Sir! Excuse me but I've more than moved past my seedy past of fart porn and floppy, double-ended dildos and I'm a better person for it!" At least I'd be memorable.