The marketing genius involved in this cracker is astounding. The exact same shape can also be rebranded as the “Spooky Halloween Cat Edition” and the “Butterflies of Spring Sensations”.
Somewhere the CEO of Ritz is looking out of the window of his high-rise apartment while alternating between drinking scotch, smoking a cigar and laughing manically.
When I was in the hospital I was told I couldn't have any food due to possible surgery. Unfortunately for me the doctors were discussing whether to operate or not for three days. They forgot that I was fasting for surgery. I didn't have food and drink for three days, maybe four (time gets lost in a hospital) and no saline or supplements to assist. I did, however, get to eat crackers at the end of the third day. They were delicious!
Now I have an unwarranted love of crackers and overvalue the taste and texture of crackers. My teacher told me “Put down your crackers for pictures, Candice.” I was triggered.
Graham crackers, saltine crackers. communion wafers, gold fish crackers...
"cracker"??
Are these the ‘extra-salty’ variety.
Snowflakes are white.
I bet they would go great with a nice chowder.
The marketing genius involved in this cracker is astounding. The exact same shape can also be rebranded as the “Spooky Halloween Cat Edition” and the “Butterflies of Spring Sensations”.
I'm more of an Oreo fan. That and white macadamia nut. I would kill for a white macadamia nut cookie.
They don’t have these in Australia… and no snow!
That these are "LIMITED EDITION!" make em that much better 😂
Are these crackers gonna cancel me on Twitter for loading on too much cheese?
Somewhere the CEO of Ritz is looking out of the window of his high-rise apartment while alternating between drinking scotch, smoking a cigar and laughing manically.
I fetishize crackers. Let me explain.
When I was in the hospital I was told I couldn't have any food due to possible surgery. Unfortunately for me the doctors were discussing whether to operate or not for three days. They forgot that I was fasting for surgery. I didn't have food and drink for three days, maybe four (time gets lost in a hospital) and no saline or supplements to assist. I did, however, get to eat crackers at the end of the third day. They were delicious!
Now I have an unwarranted love of crackers and overvalue the taste and texture of crackers. My teacher told me “Put down your crackers for pictures, Candice.” I was triggered.
Graham crackers, saltine crackers. communion wafers, gold fish crackers...