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November 10, 2021
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I think you need to read what Chuck said about the slow reveal.

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Chef's kiss to your response Nick. It made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

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The best part is that only true fans are going to get it.

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Any questions??

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Nice gesture

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😆😆😆🤣🤣

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Right?

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Thank you Paula or computer, but you are banned. Come back when you're no longer a beginner.

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"cracker"??

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So of course they have Andy Griffith as pitchman.

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Are these the ‘extra-salty’ variety.

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Yes, they are salted with the tears of whatever people you oppose.

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Being attacked by this buttery mouth-watering cracker, is breaking my heart.

Then to have a respected author suggest I oppose ‘whatever people’, only makes me want to eat my entire copy of the ‘Damned’.

Except the cover, it’s nice having a copy of my fathers face lying around the house.

Damn it Chuck.

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Snowflakes are white.

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Not around where dogs live.

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I bet they would go great with a nice chowder.

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The marketing genius involved in this cracker is astounding. The exact same shape can also be rebranded as the “Spooky Halloween Cat Edition” and the “Butterflies of Spring Sensations”.

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I'm more of an Oreo fan. That and white macadamia nut. I would kill for a white macadamia nut cookie.

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They don’t have these in Australia… and no snow!

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That these are "LIMITED EDITION!" make em that much better 😂

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Are these crackers gonna cancel me on Twitter for loading on too much cheese?

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Somewhere the CEO of Ritz is looking out of the window of his high-rise apartment while alternating between drinking scotch, smoking a cigar and laughing manically.

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I fetishize crackers. Let me explain.

When I was in the hospital I was told I couldn't have any food due to possible surgery. Unfortunately for me the doctors were discussing whether to operate or not for three days. They forgot that I was fasting for surgery. I didn't have food and drink for three days, maybe four (time gets lost in a hospital) and no saline or supplements to assist. I did, however, get to eat crackers at the end of the third day. They were delicious!

Now I have an unwarranted love of crackers and overvalue the taste and texture of crackers. My teacher told me “Put down your crackers for pictures, Candice.” I was triggered.

Graham crackers, saltine crackers. communion wafers, gold fish crackers...

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