Aye, so honored says me says I. Feelin' the salty winds of Disney a blowin' a crossover event betwixt Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean. Sabers of light versus cutlasses of steel. Furry Ewoks versus hairy-chested deckhands! A thousand blessings upon thee for the generosity.
I've been wanting to ask you...how did you write your story Eleanor? I attempted reading that story and lasted only a few pages because it hurt my head. But I still love the fact that the story is in there. I'm always blown away with how writers play with language.
But how did you write that? Did you write a normal story and then in a future draft, substituted words with similar sounding words? Was there a method to your madness?
Arrr, ye prizes be including the Vitamin C, you scurvy-dogs!
Limey.
Sorry, Chuck. I guess my pirate-speak is too rusty. I will do better next time.
I guess we gotta practice ! Aye! :p
I gotta hang around more pirates.
Don't we all...
Damn! I thought it was about length not quality. AYE! :p
That's a common mistake.
Alas matey! Yer peg leg was but a long hollow log.
Word Matey! lolol. We'll figure it all out one day!
Congratulations to me shipmates! Arrrrrgh!! May your parrot on ye shoulder never be shatty and yer drank be keepin’ yah fram dah scurvy.
Did you invent "shatty"? Great word.
Agreed. Shatty is a great word. Will be using that at my GI doctor.
Shatner. Is there a prize for most crass?
Yes, yes I sure did! Just for this and intentionally. I liked the sound as I read it in pirate.
I feel like I need one of these stickers now. lol! Also thank you! <3
Thank you! I sent Dennis a message.
Please just be keeping that old Chester Copperpot away from my booty. I know how excited some people down in Oregon get about treasure hunting.
I really enjoyed this and I would like to help keep the magic alive so let me know how best I can assist with that endeavor.
Palahniuk! Was it not ye who claimed me eye with a tampered booty box rigged to explode in a jetsam of fallen stars?
Is that even English?
Yesn’t
Congrats to the winners! ☠🥳
And Fabio - how rude! I'd love to know if he's ever seen those stickers.
People put them on the trash cans at the local gas station. You can't miss them. And I'll hunt around and get a photo of one to post.
Weirdly enough I just had an email from "out of print" and they're selling t-shirts with a fabio on that say "Read"
I'd post a link but I can't figure out how to 😖
Arr-some!
Aye, so honored says me says I. Feelin' the salty winds of Disney a blowin' a crossover event betwixt Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean. Sabers of light versus cutlasses of steel. Furry Ewoks versus hairy-chested deckhands! A thousand blessings upon thee for the generosity.
Argh, enjoy the Spring of Palms.
Chuck, I think you just inspired me to seek out some pirate erotica.
Fabio and Johnny Depp, aye?
I've been wanting to ask you...how did you write your story Eleanor? I attempted reading that story and lasted only a few pages because it hurt my head. But I still love the fact that the story is in there. I'm always blown away with how writers play with language.
But how did you write that? Did you write a normal story and then in a future draft, substituted words with similar sounding words? Was there a method to your madness?
I just finished your short story "Phoenix." Tell me that you did not glean that story from real world accounts Mr. Palahniuk... :p