Almost chosen at random...
Arrr, ye prizes be including the Vitamin C, you scurvy-dogs!
Sorry, Chuck. I guess my pirate-speak is too rusty. I will do better next time.
I gotta hang around more pirates.
Damn! I thought it was about length not quality. AYE! :p
Congratulations to me shipmates! Arrrrrgh!! May your parrot on ye shoulder never be shatty and yer drank be keepin’ yah fram dah scurvy.
I feel like I need one of these stickers now. lol! Also thank you! <3
Thank you! I sent Dennis a message.
Please just be keeping that old Chester Copperpot away from my booty. I know how excited some people down in Oregon get about treasure hunting.
I really enjoyed this and I would like to help keep the magic alive so let me know how best I can assist with that endeavor.
Palahniuk! Was it not ye who claimed me eye with a tampered booty box rigged to explode in a jetsam of fallen stars?
Congrats to the winners! ☠🥳
And Fabio - how rude! I'd love to know if he's ever seen those stickers.
Aye, so honored says me says I. Feelin' the salty winds of Disney a blowin' a crossover event betwixt Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean. Sabers of light versus cutlasses of steel. Furry Ewoks versus hairy-chested deckhands! A thousand blessings upon thee for the generosity.
Chuck, I think you just inspired me to seek out some pirate erotica.
I've been wanting to ask you...how did you write your story Eleanor? I attempted reading that story and lasted only a few pages because it hurt my head. But I still love the fact that the story is in there. I'm always blown away with how writers play with language.
But how did you write that? Did you write a normal story and then in a future draft, substituted words with similar sounding words? Was there a method to your madness?
I just finished your short story "Phoenix." Tell me that you did not glean that story from real world accounts Mr. Palahniuk... :p