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Wow, the lucky dogs that get to stand in front of that thing and get lost in the lights.

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Chuck, mind if I ask two questions?

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Your name don’t look like Chuck, buddy. Matter of fact, your name looks like a misspelt version of mine.

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I know all of you other Brans are just jealous cause the “a” in my name signals me as the Omega of the species. It’s tragic really.

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YOU WATCH HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR KING, BOY!

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Gorgeous! Always love it when people go all out with the decorations.

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Really love how it’s like stained glass after too much communion wine!! I have a big thing about stained glass. All my windows are filled with some little ones I find thrifting.

It’s really a masterpiece!!! What music would you listen to while watching it?

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Ooooo!!! So, “Less Than Zero! On the second one! Looooove it! I wanna join you! (Starts digging out my United Colors of Benetton sweaters) Brett Easton Ellis approved. YES!!

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What to talk cringe....? Do you recall those full-page ads Benetton used, featuring the Rwanda genocide skulls to sell sweaters? As if Interview magazine wasn't already a trip. Reading it was a big inspiration for writing Invisible Monsters.

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Had to go back and look.

https://www.vogue.co.uk/gallery/benettons-best-advertising-campaigns/amp

Boy, that makes “Invisible Monsters” even more vivid! There isn’t a tractor trailer that goes by with half a house on it that I don’t wonder who is in there riding.

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Stellar craftsmanship! 🤩

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Didn't you say this was cancelled?

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It was. Very cancelled, but Karyn said she'd already promoted it so I caved. Tonight's push is for scary Christmas stories.

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Dude, my biological dad died on Christmas Eve...

I coulda delivered lol.........but it's your loss til next year......

Don't cancel on me again, I even got a killer March of Ides story........ because I probably can't get to Portland until then?

It's ok, I got somewhere to be on Christmas now.......which wouldn't have happened if I'd been in Portland.

Good luck tonight though.......

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P.P.S. Is there an email distribution to get on for Portland and Midwest readings? Please add karieannewatson@gmail.com to any and all!!!!

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Oh wow. Did I say March of Ides? I meant Ides of March lololol

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I kinda wanna whip out a lawn chair and sit there and stare at these puppies for so long. When I shut my eyes, these will keep blinking.

For the holiday-themed stories, someone please mention Santa's warm chestnuts. Kidding, that'd be funny though.

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I always wonder what the deer think...

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I think the deer wonder what they think haha

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A deer is a reason I don't have an ab wall.

Buck vs. Karie Anne

Wasn't even a contest

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Wait what?? Did a deer ram you in the stomach?

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No. I came up on a car stopped on a windy road just stopped I slowed and when I got close there was a giant buck standing dead in front of my car. I couldn't go around and was trying to figure out how to scare it away when i got slammed so hard from behind that my foot pushed the gas pedal down and I was really disoriented for a second because I was sitting forward looking up at the buck, and my car was driving itself I couldn't see anything at all and I just slammed on the brakes not knowing where my car was going to stop. I tore a disc in my lower back too. That was 11/5/07. The Spyder was repaired and garaged for the winter and the next spring I had it out for 4 days and I was hit again in April and the car totaled. I will never own or willingly get into a blue vehicle ever again.

I have a very good driving record, considering...........

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Snowflakes! Simply gorgeous.. But always remember you are not special. You're not a special and unique snowflake.

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(wink wink)

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I got your package with the lite brite! Thank you so much. I Absolutely loved the butterfly trinket box! Is there a cool story behind it?

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Glad it all arrived safely. My mother collected those boxes, so now I wrap them and find them new homes. Enjoy.

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I'm bugging you, I'm sorry. So did I get the box instead of the bookmark? I'm happy either way, just curious.

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These are so cool. Holiday laser light show!

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In the small town 60s the nearest town, Pasco, Washington, would decorate it's main drag with huge lighted candy canes and become "Candy Cane Lane." The snowflakes I collect are sold mostly to cities and shopping malls. In that way I'm Gatsby, always trying to recreate the past. But who isn't?

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I like it! I think we all keep the past alive in our own ways. All us always surrounded by reflections of all of our past experiences. This one is definitely a masterpiece!

“Can’t repeat the past?…Why of course you can!” -J.G.

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Thanks for adding the special holiday edition of Hindsight! And "Kingston" was great. I had read it when you posted earlier, but hearing it live brought out new levels.

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Thanks. It's a tough story to get a laugh on: mass murder, you know. But that iguana line got a solid response.

BTW, your story spooked me greatly. In particular the action of extracting the chain. Incredible!

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I admit there was something more confrontational about your story in-person: the way that I couldn't pull away or slow down the text, especially when old Kingston comes across Leesa "without so much as a pepper spray." I don't think the reality of those details set in until you pressed through them and I couldn't not hear. So, talk about "spooked"!

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I'm fascinated by what I call the "shock laugh." A good example is in Pulp Fiction when Uma Thurman gets the needle stuck in her chest. By creating shock and horror very quickly you can prompt your audience to bellow a laugh. It's not a "funny" moment, but the viewer/reader needs to release tension. It seems related to the way so many people laugh very heartily right after an orgasm.

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Wait, 15 feet?! That’s 2 and a half Benjamin on top of each other. Didn’t realise it was that big.

No wonder people stop their cars to snap a picture. That’s awesome, Chuck.

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Yeah, they're screens I built that bolt together. And with that I've officially become my grandfather.

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The lights are beautiful! I’ve been obsessed with the shape of snowflakes since I was a kid and love to see them lit up. ❄️

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Glorious!

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The Hunger is one of my all time favorite films and I love the idea of revisiting it with you. Yes, please!

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Bomb Cyclone????? Don't think about us.....just be safe!!!!!!

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