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Congratulations!

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If you had allowed rap artists I would have won but I'm still a winner. Lolololololol congratulations to the winners.....m

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Winning is so last year

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Congrats, everyone? And Chuck, you should know when you die what we leave on your grave will come from the same organ but won't be piss.

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Shoulda went to Wendells house and stole the rubber mat out the tub.

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Love the pup pic!

Congrats to the winners!

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Shame.. if only the Magick in grimoires is real, I would have aced this.

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When I load up the thread as “new first” AJ’s Eve Babitz announcement is lower/first and should probably get credit if you’re giving it... just saying.

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Oh wow, you were serious about it being a contest. Two people are legit winners. And two people, are unfortunately dead.

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Hey Chuck, you gonna eat those fries?

*reaches for the plate*

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The game clock already expired, but my prediction also came true, unfortunately. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1474061807258066947?s=20

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Dec 23, 2021·edited Dec 23, 2021

Did anyone say Joan Didion? Apparently, she met her eternal reward today. I'll bet she's smoking filterless Camels with Vonnegut and Hemingway right now; Hemingway's loudly proclaiming "it's about time you old broad, I've been waiting for you" and Joan is tossing a scotch-and-soda in his eyes.

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