5 times! I imagine the first (maybe second) were pure joy, and the subsequent were terror-stricken work - from fear she might notice a flavor discrepancy!
She’s recommending the restaurant to her friends, saying, “you absolutely must try the soup! It’s fantastic!” And her friends thinking, “Oh Madge. It’s okay. Could use a little salt.”
When I load up the thread as “new first” AJ’s Eve Babitz announcement is lower/first and should probably get credit if you’re giving it... just saying.
Did anyone say Joan Didion? Apparently, she met her eternal reward today. I'll bet she's smoking filterless Camels with Vonnegut and Hemingway right now; Hemingway's loudly proclaiming "it's about time you old broad, I've been waiting for you" and Joan is tossing a scotch-and-soda in his eyes.
Congratulations!
If you had allowed rap artists I would have won but I'm still a winner. Lolololololol congratulations to the winners.....m
I'm really kind of glad it wasn't Mr. King. I might actually cease to exist 😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆
Winning is so last year
Why can't you ever just be happy for Tiffany?!?
Congrats, everyone? And Chuck, you should know when you die what we leave on your grave will come from the same organ but won't be piss.
And by organ, of course I mean the heart, and by what showers on the head stone and the soil, of course I mean tears!
I'll just dress up like a hoe and shower his grave with satanic haikus.
AH! Can I be responsible to scattering your ashes Sir!???? lol I have a business proposal set here Sir. https://candice372.substack.com/p/uber-for-urns
And I'll still dress like a hoe.
If you are referring to my Maggie Thatcher story... As the waiter told me, "Five times!" (not in the same meal, one imagines)
(no one has that stamina)
5 times! I imagine the first (maybe second) were pure joy, and the subsequent were terror-stricken work - from fear she might notice a flavor discrepancy!
She’s recommending the restaurant to her friends, saying, “you absolutely must try the soup! It’s fantastic!” And her friends thinking, “Oh Madge. It’s okay. Could use a little salt.”
Until we meet again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrOsu9gpvGE
Shoulda went to Wendells house and stole the rubber mat out the tub.
Love the pup pic!
Congrats to the winners!
My dog, 'Egg.'
Shame.. if only the Magick in grimoires is real, I would have aced this.
When I load up the thread as “new first” AJ’s Eve Babitz announcement is lower/first and should probably get credit if you’re giving it... just saying.
Oh wow, you were serious about it being a contest. Two people are legit winners. And two people, are unfortunately dead.
Hey Chuck, you gonna eat those fries?
*reaches for the plate*
The game clock already expired, but my prediction also came true, unfortunately. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1474061807258066947?s=20
I cried when I heard.
This one hurts 😢
Did anyone say Joan Didion? Apparently, she met her eternal reward today. I'll bet she's smoking filterless Camels with Vonnegut and Hemingway right now; Hemingway's loudly proclaiming "it's about time you old broad, I've been waiting for you" and Joan is tossing a scotch-and-soda in his eyes.
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