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April 8, 2022
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Congrats on winning!!!

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Please make sure someone sees you using a chocolate bunny as soap in a public bathroom. They’ll tell people about it the rest of their life! Every year at Thanksgiving and Christmas they’ll retell the encounter. For decades it will still be the most exciting thing that’s happened to them.

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Thank you so much!

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Thank you for playing.

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You really hit the "Bull's Eye" on that one, huh?

*rim shot*

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Congratulations to all of the winners!!

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I completely missed this quiz. I'd like to say it's because I've been doing fun stuff and not keeping an eye on things.....but it's probably the opposite!

The rabbit/chocolate thing is great. Reminds me of a soap shop near me that has a sign up saying "we know our soap smells great, but please don't eat it." They'd love that rabbit.

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I lost but that’s okay. I’ve gotten many a Chuck prize and hope you all enjoy your gifts. Like I said on the other thread the email for the contest didn’t come in till today. Hope you consider some of mine for your compendium.

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A secret: I was skewing a tiny bit from previous winners. Hope you understand.

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I made gotcha guns, winked, said, “cool dude.”

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Tbh If I won again I would have deferred to someone else.

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I would have a death grip on my gifts and prizes! Lol I am Jacks desperate need to be validated.

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I have one glitter box and the Valentine’s Day book signed.

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We're all winners here:p *woohoo!*

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Congratulations everyone! Thank you Chuck for the offering these contests and spectacular prizes. A happy Easter to you.

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Im so happy for you. You deserve it.

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Thanks Karie Anne, I will say the volume was there but Others came up with lots of really, really good ones that I enjoyed reading and will be adding to my library!

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Congrats!!

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Thanks Matt

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Amazing, thank you very much!

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Get Dennis your mailing address so I can send the package tomorrow morning. It might arrive by Easter.

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Will do, thanks again!

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Congratulations to the winners!

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With his two fingers he drew the corners of his mouth down to make a sad clown face.

Just kidding. Lots of fun.

I can't wait to see another silent movie to see how I would write the emotions expressed solely through body gestures.

Also, I had looked up some of the physical gestures used in Italy. The spread apart ass cheeks one I had never heard of before.

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Amazing responses. So happy to have this library as a resource. It was a ton of fun to read through.

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I lost again but, to cognitively reframe it so I would feel better.. I think, over the long run I'm going to break the record for most consecutive quizz losses. I'll take it, not bad I'd say.

Congrats to the winners. I'm glad to participate.

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Sorry, should say set instead of break.

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I once examined a number of lottery tickets for which I had purchased and lost. With a lottery ticket you need a number of correct numbers to win and I usually had no correct numbers. I did the math and determined I was statistically beating the odds on the downside. I put considerable thought into trying to figure out if someone could get rich by betting against me.

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Not likely anybody's gonna get rich by betting against you. The vast majority of lottery ticket winners, big or small, end up either murdered or broke.

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Yes. It's sad. As part of a former job, I actually was an official witness to a drawing at a well known company who gives away prizes.

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That's cool.

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Rabbi, just do what I do when I lose a contest. Just scream, "THIS WHOLE THING IS FUCKIN RIGGED!!" And then go eat 20 chicken wings dipped in ranch. That usually helps lol

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April 9, 2022
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I had to reread the list and I realized you actually won lol

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I’m so hungry right now and that sounds delicious.

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I actually had some mango habanero boneless wings. Sweet and spicy. I was biting on them things and they was biting back LOL

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😆

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No ranch. Spicy garlic parmesan sauce.

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Funny you should say that Robb. The first time I ordered from this place called It's Just Wings, I actually got the Garlic Parmesan wings. So flippin' delicious.

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Not much food can beat the mighty chicken wings.. maybe barbecued ribs? Matter of fact, I just ate them.

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Congratulations all! I look forward to our next collective task.

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Congrats to all the winners!!! People here came up with some great ones. I can’t wait to see photos of the insane boxes you get. Especially the plastic Easter grass + glitter ball nightmare. That’s gonna be a blast for you guys haha.

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Thank you!

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I just joined and slowly catching up to all these wonderful posts and everyone’s helpful and thoughtful comments. Congrats to all the winners!

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Thank you Chuck, you know how to throw a solid quiz, that was fun!

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That's rude of you.

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