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Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Yeah "frigid" jumped right off the page.

Cheap & Crass's avatar

My thoughts exactly. When I thought of the great lakes, the word "filthy" also went through my head.

Karie Anne's avatar

There's a reason you are my friend and now I know.....but everyone knows so your next mission is cancelled......

John Raisor's avatar

Deer - Prey, Nimble, Horny

Atticus Blake's avatar

I’m happy with my results. Dunno about people being poisonous though.

Brandan's avatar

I chose “terminal” for the white room. I suddenly feel the need to see a doctor.

John Raisor's avatar

At least you dont get bitter staph infections from sex.

Brandan's avatar

For that one I got “vast”, which I think is good. I’ll hold my breath though, this could turn out to be a monkey paw situation.

John Raisor's avatar

That means your partner is gonna swallow you up like Bilquis in American Gods.

Brandan's avatar

There are worse ways to go, I guess.

Karie Anne's avatar

Please don't die without me

Brandan's avatar

But some of us are more terminal than others.

Steve Cardoso's avatar

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Steve Cardoso's avatar

And you’ve been there rent free since ‘99.

Cheap & Crass's avatar

"Sure, We're all dying. But you're not dying the way Chloe is dying."

Karie Anne's avatar

True. I've been exterminated a few too many times............I'm quite positive I'm the reincarnation of Margaret Mitchell.........but Ive only known this for 4 1/2 years......

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Helpful hint: A friend who adores Mitchell went to the Mitchell museum in Atlanta and reported that it was immensely sad and disappointing.

Karie Anne's avatar

Well I'll read everything again in the am when I'm not as stoned.......I'll feel less panicked then lol.....but this is daunting!

Atticus Blake's avatar

Terminal sounds about right.

John Raisor's avatar

Red - Me - warm, hot, alive

Jumping Spider - You - gumption, springy, hairy

Ohio River - Sex - muddy, staphy, tannic

Padded Cell - Death - calm, cool, quiet

Joe G's avatar

I know John gets down and dirty, he's talking about the Ohio River. Who knows what kind of bog bodies and heroin needles are at the bottom haha

John Raisor's avatar

Theres a story about the staph...

Karie Anne's avatar

No one wants to even go there with cold, unforgiving and ugly. But I didn't see it that way when I was having sex back in the day before da Millionaire.

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Yeah, yours made me shudder.

John Raisor's avatar

It was 7/4/2007 and we camped on the river. There was a drought and it was very stagnant. Swam anyway and got a staph infection in my nose. Looked like a clown nose made of flesh and burst capillaries.

Craig Father Of Kittens's avatar

My first thought of this was represented as a Halloween costume, new spin on “sexy clown nose”

Karie Anne's avatar

Proof positive I'm a serial killer

Karie Anne's avatar

My sex life used to be amazing......like I could write a whole other kind of book once upon a time..................

Katy Harrison's avatar

I used 'sour' for one of my body of water adjectives...

Jeffrey Owens's avatar

I describe death as round, bumpy, and fun! 😀

Nia Nordby's avatar

Oh death seems pretty right.. Featureless, mysterious, and cruel.

Brandan's avatar

You should have withheld the results and just posted this as the post: https://images.app.goo.gl/YtVqZtdmkRW7mLmH7

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Now I want a calendar of cute animals saying slurs.

For your listening pleasure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz3dG-TRKms

Karie Anne's avatar

I should make a Keiko calendar........no joke. He is the definition of sexy beast. And he always has a tiny little hard on when he's attacking me. He's a Red Pomchi and I rescued him with the name Keekko. I didn't like the spelling for obvious reasons so someone suggested Keiko, that is time and date stamped. I've never seen Free Willy because animal movies make me too sad.

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

I wonder how the film "Babe" really ended. Did the animal star end up roasting on a spit at the wrap party?

Karie Anne's avatar

But I think I wanna go troll everyones sex lives and see if I can find anyone brave enough to rassle with cold unforgiving and ugly.............

K.A.Bartels's avatar

Green : Natural, artistic, gentle Lion: free, majestic, austere Atlantic: Changing, Dangerous, Challenging, Room: Institutional, Gallery-like, Hard

dorch's avatar

Aw man. I've never heard someone describe one's sex life as "silt". It's like an accidental Freudian slip. Or a "smooth" death. Cool experiment though! :D

Kimberly Kyle McAllister's avatar

Silt is not just detritus. It’s also the rich stuff that life grows in. So, it makes sense. 

MT Vessel's avatar

Women love a man who's well-Jung.

Chuck Palahniuk's avatar

Youth is wasted on the Jung.

MT Vessel's avatar

Bet Jesus wishes he'd been Jung instead of nailed.

Oliver's avatar

My color was green too, and it’s true: I have been told I can be a real “apple.”

Jake Gardner's avatar

Interesting. I was pretty happy with my answers until you got to the body of water. I assume (hope) that happens a lot.