Valentine's Cringe Contest: The Winners

And Honorable Mentions

To judge this one was a real trial. Too many excellent ideas and examples. First, I’ll post the Honorable Mentions:

Kimberly #24

Wil Dalton #320

Cassandra #1a

Jake Gardner #3161

Katy Harrison #893

Jesus R. Cabrales #9

Congratulations, but you’re getting nada.

The ten official winners are:

Craig McNair #101

Karin Kohlmeier #45

JSquared #80

Byron Crawford #64

Dusty Hunt #2

Atticus Blake #1276

Brandon Ward #23

Peter Derk #8675309

Karie Anne #4

Lauren M #5652

If you’re among the lucky ten, please send Dennis (click here) your snail mail address. If you’re outside the United States, I’ll need a phone number as well.

Thank you to everyone for playing. I hope it opened a lot of old wounds. The packages will go out as soon as you send your delivery information.

And please, include your real name (JSquared) or United Parcel will not accept the shipment.